Here it comes – another massive dollop of Eurovision 2009 information. We’re so good to you.

But before we get into any of that – do you live in London? Do you know where the Scala is? Good, because on Friday there’s going to be a huge Eurovision preview party there, starring performers from Cyprus, Romania and Bulgaria. We suppose what we’re trying to say is get out of London on Friday.

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Urban Symphony from Estonia…

Estonia · Urban Symphony, Rändajad

We couldn’t possibly do this song justice by ourselves. Luckily, Wikipedia is here with a perfectly clear thematic explanation: “Rändajad, with a remarkable oriental flame to it, tells a story of neverending journeys through the sand deserts, and points out the risks on the way.” So that’s that all cleared up then. What Wikipedia doesn’t divulge, though, is that Rändajad by Urban Symphony sounds like a rubbish Ford Mondeo advert from about six years ago. What’s more, Rändajad translates as ‘nomad’, which means that this is the second Eurovision song about travelling folk so far, and we’re only up to E. Honestly, Andrew Lloyd Webber must have wished that he’d written his song about a circus juggler now. On the plus side, the lead singer of Urban Symphony is very pretty and, once she’s stopped bleating on about gypsies, she’d probably make quite a good Pantene spokesperson.

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