Articles tagged with: Rambo
Sylvester Stallone Doing Rambo 5 And 6 And Hopefully No More
This year's Rambo gave the world just what it needed - an unnaturally jacked-up sexagenarian doing gory murder on millions of foreigners. And, make no mistake, Rambo worked on every conceivable level - as a flat-out action movie, as a piece of issue-based social filmmaking, as a way of utterly obliterating the Burmese tourist industry, as a warning against the use of HGH at an advanced age, as a reminder that nobody looks good with a mullet. We could go on. But anyway, that's why we're thrilled at the news that Sylvester Stallone has just signed on to direct Rambo 5, due to start filming next year. What's more, Sylvester Stallone is also thought to be writing Rambo 6. Plus Stallone wants Rambo 7 to be an animated cartoon, and Rambo 8 to be a musical, and Rambo 9 to be a stageplay and Rambo 10 to be a remake of Rambo 6 starring children and puppets and Rambo 11 to be an avant-garde Warhol-style close-up of one of his own eyelashes that lasts for 48 hours. All true. Except for the last 57 words.
This year's Rambo gave the world just what it needed - an unnaturally jacked-up sexagenarian doing gory murder on millions of foreigners. And, make no mistake, Rambo worked on every conceivable level - as a flat-out action movie, as a piece of issue-based social filmmaking, as a way of utterly obliterating the Burmese tourist industry, as a warning against the use of HGH at an advanced age, as a reminder that nobody looks good with a mullet. We could go on. But anyway, that's why we're thrilled at the news that Sylvester Stallone has just signed on to direct Rambo 5, due to start filming next year. What's more, Sylvester Stallone is also thought to be writing Rambo 6. Plus Stallone wants Rambo 7 to be an animated cartoon, and Rambo 8 to be a musical, and Rambo 9 to be a stageplay and Rambo 10 to be a remake of Rambo 6 starring children and puppets and Rambo 11 to be an avant-garde Warhol-style close-up of one of his own eyelashes that lasts for 48 hours. All true. Except for the last 57 words.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
The first: Goooooooood. The second: Baaaaaaaad. Folded: Rambo on DVD (‘cos the man is a beast) Darth Vader does Thriller (quite funny really) Low-cost, small town clothing retailers: ‘Bobby Dazzler’, ‘ReVamp’ and the like (probably the best shop names in the world) Electric Feel by MGMT (awash with 80’s influences, this corking tune is about to be played to death) Clarkson’s ...
The first: Goooooooood. The second: Baaaaaaaad. Folded: Rambo on DVD (‘cos the man is a beast) Darth Vader does Thriller (quite funny really) Low-cost, small town clothing retailers: ‘Bobby Dazzler’, ‘ReVamp’ and the like (probably the best shop names in the world) Electric Feel by MGMT (awash with 80’s influences, this corking tune is about to be played to death) Clarkson’s ...
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
What we are raving about and what we are crying over.
Folded:
Rambo 4 (I see dead people)
James (imagine if you had all this lot in one room, put them all on chairs then invited your mates round for a beer. It’ll certainly get you out of any further Best Man duties)
Jennifer Rafferty ...
What we are raving about and what we are crying over.Folded:
Rambo 4 (I see dead people)
James (imagine if you had all this lot in one room, put them all on chairs then invited your mates round for a beer. It’ll certainly get you out of any further Best Man duties)
Jennifer Rafferty ...
Sylvester Stallone To Keep Churning Out Doddery Old Action Flicks
Thanks to the success of the new Rocky film and the new Rambo film, Sylvester Stallone is on top of the world right now - and he knows exactly what to do next.
That's right - more Rocky and Rambo films! Possibly. Sylvester Stallone has just signed a two-movie deal to direct and star in two brand new action films, and already it's thought that Stallone is working on sequels to Rocky Balboa and the new Rambo movie.
And why not. Sylvester Stallone has only ever had three good ideas in his life, and two of them were Rocky and Rambo. He'd make a film of his third good idea, but it's hard to make figuring out that shoes go on your feet instead of your hands very cinematic.
