When Madonna visits Malawi, it tends to be because she wants to adopt another one of its adorable orphans.
But not this time. This time Madonna has gone to Malawi to launch her brand new school, the Raising Malawi Academy for Girls. It’s a noble gesture – Madonna wants to use the school to “focus on empowering women to become leaders, not like that fat idiot Guy Ritchie”. We made part of that quote up. We won’t tell you which part.
Anyway, it’s a great idea – thanks to Madonna the girls will graduate stronger, more empowered and legally recognised as one of Madonna’s own children. What’s not to love?
