Let's say you're a ragdoll and giant metal aliens are invading your planet. How do you think you'd do at defending yourself? Rubbish, obviously. You're a ragdoll and they are giant metal aliens.

But what, asks Ragdoll Invaders, if you're a ragdoll with a machine gun? The answer is that you'd still be rubbish, as our countless attempts to complete Ragdoll Invaders go to show. Move your ragdoll around with the arrow keys, fire your gun with the space bar and sigh hopelessly with your mouth each and every time the aliens' enormous lasers scythe you to pieces, that's how Ragdoll Invaders works.