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Madonna Is Already Pissing Everyone Off In 2015

January 4th, 2015 By Megan Leitch

Madonna must be trying to go for a new record for “Fastest Famous Person to Irritate the Shit and Offend Everyone in the New Year” because we are mere days into 2015 and she is already stirring the pot.? She has apparently decided to shift from using Instagram to show off how much a “cool mom” she is, to now showing how she is just like Martin Luther King Jr. And Nelson Mandela.? And Princess Diana.

Of course, after people starting laughing their asses off in between bouts of outrage, Madonna tried to backtrack and blame the whole mess on her fans.? Because it is always smart to bite the hand that feeds you your Botox.

The 21st Century Has Yet To Catch Up With Julianne Hough

October 30th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Someone might need to phone a doctor for Julianne Hough, because it appears that she had some kind of brain aneurysm that convinced her blackface was a good idea.?

Good friends will agree to doing an ‘Orange Is The New Black’ themed group costume. Best friends will tap you on the shoulder before you leave the house and hand you a wet wipe, vowing to never tell anyone what you were about to do. I hate to break it to you Julianne, but it looks like you have some shitty besties.

Webthump! Tubthumping

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Seen something good on the web? Tell Dep Ed Michael about it and make all your dreams come true by getting your name on Webthump!

10. Sepp Blatter knows there’s no problem with racism in football. To prove the point, @thermoso sent us this website full of images of him not being racist.

9. A mysterious, inscrutable man calling himself “Roscoe” showed us this beautifully made Japanese anime. Yes, that is Hercule Poirot & Miss Marple. The theme song’s worth sticking around for.

8. @whoismatthew found a Sinclair C5 cot. You could have bought it but you didn’t. Your life is now invalid.

Jamelia Points At The Police And Shouts ‘RACISTS’

June 21st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Jamelia, Britain’s forgotten great popstar (okay, great’s a bit much, but she has made a whole bunch of ace tunes*) has opened her mouth and let some controversial words pop out, which is always nice.

She’s said that the police are a bunch of racist sods. Why? Well, you can make your own conclusions from your own experiences in your head… but this time, the singer is referring to the fact that gets a lot of needless attention from them. Almost like she was some kind of superstar. Ahem.

She’s said that, for no reason at all, she is regularly pulled over when she is driving because of the colour of her skin.

Dog The Bounty Hunter Wrestles His TV Show Back

February 20th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Everyone deserves a second chance, even freakish-looking giants the colour of burning magma who are just a teensy bit racist.

And that's why A&E has decided to start remaking new episodes of Dog The Bounty Hunter, months after the show was pulled off air when Dog The Bounty Hunter started chucking the n-word around in a phone conversation like Christ knows what.

Nobody is exactly sure what convinced A&E to start bringing Dog The Bounty Hunter back, but one possible clue lies in the locked cupboard full of screaming naked A&E executives who couldn't stop scratching at their burning eyes that was discovered last week. The fact that 'Give me my show back, bra' was also written on the cupboard wall in blood may be another indication.

Crash Gets Turned Into Dull, Worthy Racism-Based TV Show

January 29th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

Guess what – the movie Crash is about to get turned into a TV series.

No, not Crash the David Cronenberg movie about James Spader having it off with people inside a smashed-up car – that would be too much like fun – we mean Crash the dreary Oscar-winning movie about racism and whatnot. That's the Crash that's being turned into a TV series.

We know. We can't wait either.