Rachel Uchitel

Tiger Woods Is Sorry For Everything, Whatever That Is

If Tiger Woods ever wants to release a perfume, at least this crappy week has given him the perfect name for it.

Just a hunch, but this Tiger Woods stuff means that we could soon see the world’s bitterest divorce.

The worst thing about all this Tiger Woods business is obviously the effect that it’ll have on our faces.

Let’s get the puns out of the way first, shall we? We always thought that Tiger Woods was a good driver.