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Big Brother 2008 Won By Rachel Rice, Whoever That Is
Hey, good news if you enjoy watching workout DVDs fronted by staggeringly anonymous young women who look a bit Addams Familyish - Rachel Rice won Big Brother on Friday. Oh, don't try looking at us blankly like that. Rachel Rice! From Big Brother! You know, the one that wasn't blind. Or an albino. Or ginger. Or gay. Or pretend-Italian. Or the pretend-Italian's girlfriend. Or from Thailand. Or Somalia. Or Australia. Or a single mother. Or a Lynx model. Or fat and naked. You know, the one left over. Rachel Rice's Big Brother victory was a sharp reminder that sometimes nice girls do finish first. True, they're forgotten about in seconds and their hopes of maximising on their brief moment in the spotlight are virtually nonexistent and you'll never ever hear from them ever again, but, um, we've forgotten what our point was. And who won Big Brother, come to think of it.
