Oh this is terrible news. Terrible news. Remember that 2008 film Jumper, about time travel or whatever?
No? Us neither, actually. Well, it was the film that was destined to go down in history as the film that brought Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen together. What? You didn’t know that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen were together? Us neither, actually. But they were.
But they’re not now. It’s been reported that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen have broken off their engagement and decided to split up forever. It’s not known what prompted the split, but chances are it was because each one kept forgetting that the other one existed. We’d do that all the time if we were either of them, whatever their names are.


