Music lovers the world over were last Friday celebrating the news that Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson had decided not to release his forthcoming new album “Black Magic” due to an unspecified spat with his record company Interscope.
In a cruel reversal of fortune for anyone with ears and a brain, Jackson (we’re not going to dignify the whole “50 Cent” thing, much less “Fiddy”) has now announced that he has “begun to resolve” the problems so it looks like the globe will yet again be gifted with another turgid 45 minutes of monosyllabic mumbling and barely-concealed misogynism.
The big mystery is what sparked the whole thing off in the first place. We investigate…
As we all know, the main characters in Sex And The City reflect the four distinct groups that all women fall into – the slut, the conservative prude, the shoe-obsessed former star of Flight of The Navigator and the ginger lesbian. But which are you?
It’s difficult, isn’t it? So thank your lucky stars that OSOYOU has come up with a nifty little Sex And The City quiz to determine exactly which SATC character you are. Over the course of a handful of multiple choice questions, the quiz will calculate your entire personality and tell you precisely which Sex And The City character you most resemble.
If you want, you can even upload a photo of yourself and then watch a nightmarish half-you, half-SATC creation scream a winning message at you. Be warned, though, you should probably only do that last bit if you don’t mind feeling a bit weird about yourself for a couple of weeks.
Plus, once you’ve completed the quiz you can enter into a free draw to attend a celebrity screening of Sex And The City and get your hands on a Sex And The City desktop wallpaper. You can’t really say fairer than that.
Turns out we’re Miranda, by the way. We’re pretty sure that’s the booby-prize.
Music lovers the world over were last Friday celebrating the news that Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson had decided not to release his forthcoming new album “Black Magic” due to an unspecified spat with his record company Interscope. 
