Jarvis Cocker is something of a national treasure. There’s no John Peel to represent the nerdy music enthusiasts, so the Pulp frontman has somehow found himself filling in for Peel, a man who also wasn’t particularly happy with being the focal point for other, likeminded losers.

However, there’s bad news of sorts.

Jarvis Cocker is ostensibly quitting music because he’s gone and got himself a 9-to-5 job. No, honestly. This isn’t a joke. What job? Well, the kind of job that will make everyone coo ‘Oh Jarvis, you are brilliant aren’t you?’