Articles tagged with: Quits
Stop the clocks. Cut off the telephone. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.
Are you sitting down? Please sit. Take a deep breath before continuing.
Liz Hurley is giving up acting.
Ah, 24. We've had some good times over the years.
Remember when main character Jack Bauer became hopelessly addicted to heroin and ended a series crying in utter self-loathing? Boy, that was a chuckle and a half. And that bit when a supermarket full of people were told that they were all going to die from a hideous new virus, and that the best way out was to swallow the cyanide pills that were being handed around? Fun, fun, fun.
Anyone who shares these sentiments may want to shed a tear, however, because it looks like - after seven-and-a-bit years of boss-killing, suspect-beheading, nuclear-bomb-crashing and whispering in a hushed grimace - 24 co-creator Joel Surnow reckons that he's taken the acting skills of Kiefer Sutherland roughly about as far as he can.
Anyone with personal issues that can only be solved by a level-headed pop-psych Vulcan who looks uncannily like Ben Kingsley will be a little bit upset with this.
Montel Williams is quitting his talk show.
Montel has announced that The Montel Williams Show will come to an end this season, leaving the world's troubled in the capable hands of Dr Phil. Well, capable insomuch that's he's basically just a big shouting bear with alopecia. But you get the idea.
Yes, you read it right the first time single fellas and lesbians; Jenna Jameson, that great Comrade of the Cock – the Velociraptor of the Vulva - has broken off the unwritten agreement she had with your - nay, the world's - right hand.
The 34-year-old veteran made the announcement at the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards in Las Vegas on Saturday.
