Articles tagged with: Queen Latifa
Queen Latifa Sues Something With A Christmas Theme
There was a time when we seriously considered messing with Queen Latifa, but then a brick crashed through our window with a note that said "I am gonna eat you with a side salad, My Brotha." We still don't know who that was from, but today we're almost entirely in-tact and just don't really care. We figure it might have been the Queen though, so we abandoned our nefarious plans, resulting in enough spare toilet paper to last us three entire years. We were gonna get her - but good! Some people though, the kind that have never had masonry thrown through their living-room windows, they still think it's OK to mess with Queeny. For instance there's some crappy-looking Christmas movie that we've never heard of wherein she had a cameo - they didn't pay her for it. Thing is - she was even on screen for several minutes!
There was a time when we seriously considered messing with Queen Latifa, but then a brick crashed through our window with a note that said "I am gonna eat you with a side salad, My Brotha." We still don't know who that was from, but today we're almost entirely in-tact and just don't really care. We figure it might have been the Queen though, so we abandoned our nefarious plans, resulting in enough spare toilet paper to last us three entire years. We were gonna get her - but good! Some people though, the kind that have never had masonry thrown through their living-room windows, they still think it's OK to mess with Queeny. For instance there's some crappy-looking Christmas movie that we've never heard of wherein she had a cameo - they didn't pay her for it. Thing is - she was even on screen for several minutes!
