Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Queen are a terrible band aren’t they? Overblown, pompous, noodly bollocks for people who can’t bring themselves to dance or listen to anything with a trace of funk. They’re so white they’re borderline Aryan.
Still, there’s obviously a huge market of Stock Broker Rock and Queen have hardly struggled throughout their career.
But what is it that people like about them? Well, if you ask Brian May, it’s because they “speak for common people”.
Quick everyone! Raid the cupboard for party poppers and get out your best bunting to decorate the living room. Today sees Freddie Mercury turn sixty five and a day!
However, Freddie is yesterday?s news and has already been forgotten about. But here at hecklerspray, we won't let a new Google image or Twitter hashtag see his memory simply forgotten.
Just like the whitefro wearing sell-out Brian May, we want to flog the birthday of Freddie Mercury to death. And oh look! Here comes Katy Perry!
For reasons we don’t rightly care about, Queen and Freddie Mercury have been honoured with a Google Doodle. It probably marks the first time Fred avoided a dentist appointment.
Either way, this tribute only serves to remind us of why Queen are such a loathsome group. And there’s a lot… A LOT… to dislike about stupid Queen.
And Queen have been irritating the world, decade after infuriating decade, unwilling to quietly slope away and leave our ears and eyes in peace. Queen: Let us count the ways in which we truly hate you.
