Articles tagged with: pussycat dolls
The Pussycat Dolls Grimly Refuse To Split Up
The Pussycat Dolls are NOT splitting up. No. Definitely not. If there's one rule in pop music that is set in stone, it's that news that bands are breaking up are immediately preceded by a denial that they are breaking up. So when a representative for Pussycat Dolls announced that, contrary to rumours, the band are NOT breaking up, they just substantially added to those very same rumours. Pussycat Dolls famously made a career out of a single (Don't Cha) whose subtext was 'we'll do that thing in the bedroom that made your girlfriend scream "eww, no" when you suggested it that night after you came back from the pub'. The Dolls' founder Robin Antin explained that if they were going to split up, the news would come from him.
The Pussycat Dolls are NOT splitting up. No. Definitely not. If there's one rule in pop music that is set in stone, it's that news that bands are breaking up are immediately preceded by a denial that they are breaking up. So when a representative for Pussycat Dolls announced that, contrary to rumours, the band are NOT breaking up, they just substantially added to those very same rumours. Pussycat Dolls famously made a career out of a single (Don't Cha) whose subtext was 'we'll do that thing in the bedroom that made your girlfriend scream "eww, no" when you suggested it that night after you came back from the pub'. The Dolls' founder Robin Antin explained that if they were going to split up, the news would come from him.
Nicole Scherzinger Is Engaged… In Her Own Mind
Nicole Scherzinger has spoken of her desire to get her man to take her up the aisle. Clean that filthy mind, you! We mean an actual aisle in a place of worship and not the back passage way that all her other lovers have taken her down, with convincing talk that it would only sting for a day or so afterward. Well, whichever well-lubricated aisle she had in mind, the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls has decided to get engaged around July, to her man candy Lewis Hamilton. Note to future gold diggers: just being with a man who is desired by many is not enough when you become rich and famous, “Greedy Bitch-itus” has to overcome you and you have to marry the boy too.
Nicole Scherzinger has spoken of her desire to get her man to take her up the aisle. Clean that filthy mind, you! We mean an actual aisle in a place of worship and not the back passage way that all her other lovers have taken her down, with convincing talk that it would only sting for a day or so afterward. Well, whichever well-lubricated aisle she had in mind, the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls has decided to get engaged around July, to her man candy Lewis Hamilton. Note to future gold diggers: just being with a man who is desired by many is not enough when you become rich and famous, “Greedy Bitch-itus” has to overcome you and you have to marry the boy too.
Avril Lavigne is ‘Too Sexy’ For Malaysia. Malaysia Has an Odd Definition of ‘Too Sexy’.
Avril Lavigne has been called many things - 'an irritating little twit', 'a moody, half-arsed performer' and even (cruelest of the cruel) 'married to that fat-faced one from Sum 41'. What she seemingly has never been called though, is 'too sexy'. Until now. Ahead of an upcoming tour around Asia, the youth wing of the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party have raised issue with the Canadian poplet with the dead eyes. For being too sexy. The world can be a very odd place. Now, we understand it may be a more conservative way of life over there, but calling Avril Lavigne 'too sexy' is akin to calling Brooke Hogan a 'purveyor of finely thought out political commentary' - it just doesn't fit. How, exactly, is looking really bored on stage considered sexy, even in a culture where sexuality is somewhat repressed, or hidden away? Answers on a postcard.
Avril Lavigne has been called many things - 'an irritating little twit', 'a moody, half-arsed performer' and even (cruelest of the cruel) 'married to that fat-faced one from Sum 41'. What she seemingly has never been called though, is 'too sexy'. Until now. Ahead of an upcoming tour around Asia, the youth wing of the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party have raised issue with the Canadian poplet with the dead eyes. For being too sexy. The world can be a very odd place. Now, we understand it may be a more conservative way of life over there, but calling Avril Lavigne 'too sexy' is akin to calling Brooke Hogan a 'purveyor of finely thought out political commentary' - it just doesn't fit. How, exactly, is looking really bored on stage considered sexy, even in a culture where sexuality is somewhat repressed, or hidden away? Answers on a postcard.
