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Oksana Grigorieva Demands Half A Million From Mel Gibson’s Beaver Hand

August 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when Mel Gibson was a Beaverless actor who wasn’t thought of as a racist, woman slapping basket case? Remember those days? Everyone liked him and he was the only famous Australian in the world.

Sadly for Mel, there’s loads of famous Australians who don’t terrify women and have buck-toothed rodents welded onto their arms now, leaving him looking pretty daft indeed.

And this is all thanks to his very public and incredibly messy split with Oksana Grigorieva. She’s so hurt by Gibbo’s fall from grace that she wants $500,000 for the trauma it has caused. Not her though. She’s fine. It’s the trauma caused to her 14-year-old son Sasha who everyone is mercilessly bullying thanks to being associated with two humans who give us all incredible amounts of ammunition, mercifully.

Jodie Foster Just Can’t Understand Why People Hate New Mel Gibson Film

May 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Would you believe it! The new Mel Gibson movie, The Beaver, isn’t getting too great a reception, taking in a paltry ?64,000 at the box office. Seriously. Charlie Sheen spends that on coke before he’s even had his breakfast.

And the producer of the film, Jodie Foster, can’t quite fathom what is to blame for the lukewarm response.

Could it be something to do with the fact that the public’s general consensus of Gibson is that he’s a wife-slapping, Jew-hating, N-bomb dropping nutter who is thoroughly dislikeable in every single way and that, perhaps she may have had more joy if she’d cast Robert Mugabe in the lead role? Well, this totally isn’t the case if you ask Foster.

Mel Gibson Will Sue Oksana Grigorieva If She Sues Him And Will Eventually Sue Own Reflection

March 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Mel Gibson has had his Hollywood’s Most Mental crown well and truly pilfered from him by Charlie Sheen. However, that could all change as Mel Gibson stumbles toward the celebsphere once more.

While Charlie Sheen gets his PR company to buff up his unhingery, making him look increasingly like he’s doing a Joaquin Phoenix style Gonzo stunt, Gibson emerges again to look like the real deal.

While he’s been hidden away with a beaver on his arm, the echoes of Those Tapes rattling around his head and his legal team, Gibson has been preparing for Stage 3 of his ‘Look At Me!’ campaign (Stage 1 was to be an actor, Stage 2 was the whole ‘Jew’ business).

Mel Gibson Confesses That He Wanted To Slap The Reality Back Into Oksana Grigorieva

February 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey! Mel Gibson! Where have you been, eh? Since you sloped off the radar, Charlie Sheen has totally stolen all of your mentalist thunder. You’re looking decidedly lame at the moment. So lame in fact, that you might actually get some work again.

BUT WAIT!

What’s this then? You’ve gone and done something batdung stupid? Don’t tell us! You were found shouting slurs while dangling from a telephone pole by the elastic of your y-fronts? No? You’ve confessed to slapping Oksana Grigorieva? Silly, silly Mel Gibson.

Judge Thinks Mel Gibson Is Sane Enough To Spend Time With His Baby

December 20th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When Mel Gibson isn’t (some of the following is alleged, okay lawyers?) running around with his arm stuck up a beaver’s rectum up to the watch or spewing out racist jibes to police officers, or indeed, punching the veneers from a woman’s mouth, he’s being a doting father.

Awww!

And since he went mental, he’s been trying to convince a judge that he’s very well and good in the mind and that he’d quite like to see his daughter because, y’know, he really likes her and loves her and all that hokey shit. And Judge Scott Gordon has given some big legal thumbs up.

Winona Ryder Tears Mel Gibson A New Hole Just For Laughs

December 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When Winona Ryder isn’t being a kleptomaniac all the time, she’s… well… not being doing much of note other than her job as actress. Mercifully, she’s stopped being pretty-but-dull to start thrashing around wildly and hurling insults at Mel Gibson. She should write for hecklerspray.

Winona reveals that she once had an encounter with Mel Gibson where the actor made offensive homophobic and anti-Semitic comments.

No real surprise there then.

Mel Gibson Hopes We Forget About Those Tapes By Appearing In A Film, Talking To A Beaver Hand Puppet

December 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Hey Mel Gibson! You’re as mad as a shoe filled with giggling fingers! You’ve said dodgy things to policemen, allegedly punched your ex-gal’s teeth out, left a series of unsavoury tapes lying around the place and generally shagged your career so hard that it is now hobbling around and bow-legged like John Wayne.

There must be some way you can make us forget about how insane you are? Maybe by going back to the thing that made you famous in the first place – acting?

What’s that? You’re reviving your career by starring in a film! Great news! What is to be? A dark-thriller where you draw on your personal demons and deliver a creepy, but powerful performance? What? It’s called The Beaver and it sees you getting kicked out of the marital home and going brain-wrong? Really?

Oksana Grigorieva Talks About Mel Gibson Beating Her Up… And You Expect Us To Make Jokes About It?

November 18th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

For some reason, Mel Gibson fans think it is okay for him to hit a woman, based presumably on the fact that they like his films. And while Oksana Grigorieva continues to be the (alleged) battered wife in all of this sorry tale, it seems that Gibson only needs to throw his hands up and say “I never did” and Gibsonites will be out in force branding Oksana a liar.

However, all decisions thus far have been made on very little. All we’ve known is that Those Tapes were leaked which made Mel Gibson sound as mad as a tree filled with human legs and that he’s under the impression she’s trying to get some extortion on the go.

Now, for the first time since this whole furore kicked off, Oksana Grigorieva has talked about the actor and their relationship on Wednesday’s Larry King Live on CNN.

Mel Gibson Custody Case File Stolen And Hecklerspray Has Nothing To Do With It, Honest

November 16th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Like all gossip sites, hecklerspray has been known to creep into a few celebrity gardens and make off with a handful of undies from the washing line and pinch a few toothbrushes from the bins in an attempt to clone famous people so we can make them do silly things and write stories about them.

However, we totally didn’t steal court documents from the Mel Gibson child custody case. Nope. Not us. Really. Never.

The confidential documents “were stolen probably from the court” and the leaker “got paid a good deal of money,” said Martin Garbus, an attorney for Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

Mel Gibson Forced To Pay Back Lots Of Child Support In Fun Day In LA Courtroom

November 12th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

It’s all been a bit quiet on the Mel Gibson front of late. He’s probably seen Charlie Sheen’s meltdown and thought ‘Cool! I can relax a bit! Someone needs to show how rotten Hollywood is to the core!’

This is probably because Gibson is now in court as opposed to hiding under his duvet and swearing at his own legs (or whatever it is he’s been doing all this time).

The bug-eyed actor and Oksana Grigorieva (we’ll be glad when we don’t have to keep typing her name out over and over) were in a courtroom in LA yesterday for yet another episode of ‘Who Can Look Most Mental?’