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WEBTHUMP! Monday 5 January 2009

by Stuart Heritage on January 5, 2009 0 Comments

10 – Alright, let’s start 2009 off lightly. Name this puppy. Personally we’d plump for Professor Von Bloodfart, but that’s just us…

9 - Good, that’s you all softened up. Now here’s something terrifying about diet drinks - Yahoo

8 - Firstshowing get all mer-mer-mer about films it didn’t think you saw last year even though you probably did – Firstshowing

7 - Meanwhile, Popularmechanics gets excited about the films that are bound to disappoint the most people come this time next year – Popularmechanics

6 - Animals eat the funniest things – Metro

5 - Want to build a net gun? OK! – Instructables

4 – The very worst human being in all of history – Kontraband

3 - Nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty insect – Flickr

2 - It has come to our attention that everything Rhys Darby does is literally perfect. This is no exception – Drawn

1 - And finally: the truth – Reasonpad

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 22 October 2008

by Stuart Heritage on October 22, 2008 0 Comments

10 - Boys, here’s an example of what you could achieve if you never got interested in girls…

9 – Want to make a little tiny zen garden? OK! - Instructables

8 – Sarah Palin goes rogue. This is like the worst episode of 24 ever – Slate

7 - Ladies, here’s what to dress as for Halloween if you want to be surrounded by drooling nerds – Gremlindog

6 – John Hodgman writes for BoingBoing. John Hodgman doesn’t write for hecklerspray. Hecklerspray feels sad - BoingBoing

5 – A happy puppy that looks like a happy baby – Totallylookslike

4 – What your typeface says about you - Flickr

3 – Warning: the following may cause you to believe that Guy Ritchie is vaguely bearable – Best Week Ever

2 - You know who likes Tina Turner? Tom Cruise – NYP

1 - Tourette’s N-word girl. Yes, yes, let’s mock the ill – Videogum

Paris Hilton Wants Puppy. Pet Store Wants Paris Hilton Not To Have Puppy

by Shawn Lindseth on June 17, 2008 0 Comments

It could be said that on average Paris Hilton buys three puppies, two kittens and half a baby elephant every single weekend.

It’s because of her tremendous love for animals. She feel compassion for them, she feel empathy, and also she likes to pose with them on the red carpet because they make everything ‘cuter.’ Except for the half-elephant.

It’s at least the front half, but when she slings it over her shoulder it’s severed insides just kind of dangle in the back. Nothing cute about that.

In her defense though, the little tiny tusks are quite endearing.

Whether or not the preceding sentences even hold a spec of truth is irrelevant right now – it’s irrelevant because right now we just want to tell you about the pet store Hilton stopped in to grab a dog, and they told her to keep on walking.

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