WEBTHUMP! Monday 5 January 2009 10 - Alright, let's start 2009 off lightly. Name this puppy. Personally we'd plump for Professor Von Bloodfart, but that's just us... 9 - Good, that's you all softened up. Now here's something terrifying about diet drinks - Yahoo 8 - Firstshowing get all mer-mer-mer about films it didn't think you saw last year even ...

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 22 October 2008 10 - Boys, here's an example of what you could achieve if you never got interested in girls... 9 - Want to make a little tiny zen garden? OK! - Instructables 8 - Sarah Palin goes rogue. This is like the worst episode of 24 ever - Slate 7 - Ladies, here's what to ...

Paris Hilton Wants Puppy. Pet Store Wants Paris Hilton Not To Have Puppy It could be said that on average Paris Hilton buys three puppies, two kittens and half a baby elephant every single weekend. It's because of her tremendous love for animals. She feel compassion for them, she feel empathy, and also she likes to pose with them on the red carpet because they make everything 'cuter.' Except for the half-elephant. It's at least the front half, but when she slings it over her shoulder it's severed insides just kind of dangle in the back. Nothing cute about that. In her defense though, the little tiny tusks are quite endearing. Whether or not the preceding sentences even hold a spec of truth is irrelevant right now - it's irrelevant because right now we just want to tell you about the pet store Hilton stopped in to grab a dog, and they told her to keep on walking.