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If there’s one thing that we love here at hecklerspray, it’s Gerry Anderson animation. You know? With the puppets and whatnot. All rickety, gadding about getting into highly ’60sified’ (it’s a word, look it up) shenanigans with their strings flapping about behind them.

Even if you’re not getting the picture, you’ll probably be familiar with Team America: World Police by those ‘geniuses’ behind South Park. Same principle. But not as good.

Another thing that’s the same principle as a Gerry Anderson animation but not nearly approaching being not quite as good as are the awful puppet bimbos in the latest incarnation of the Diet Coke adverts. Designed to prey on the mentality and mindset of those of us who have grown up watching Sex & The City and slick romantic comedies where a girl from a small town makes it big as the assistant to some megalomaniac tosser with a God-complex (watch out for hecklerspray: The Movie, in cinemas this summer). These adverts are designed to go right to the source. The girliness.

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We’ve all, at one point or another, fantasised about stamping on Elmo’s throat just to stop him referring to himself in the third-person.

But that’s probably as far as Muppet murder has ever got. But that can all change now, because The Jim Henson Co has decided to make a movie about – and this isn’t a joke – an alcoholic, murder-solving puppet detective on the hunt for a killer in a world where puppets and humans coexist.

The movie – The Happytime Murders – is said to have dark adult themes and won’t be suitable for children. What’s more, it’s apparently based on the time that Big Bird got wrecked on crack and went mental with a hedge-trimmer up Mr Snuffleupagus‘ rectum. Ah, the 1980s.

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