The nation is mourning today as its greatest disc-jockey, Chris Evans, 41, has admitted to taking magic mushrooms, and has therefore broken a Great British law.
A law that clearly states that you must not eat magic mushrooms, citizen. And Chris, our Chris – your Chris, my Chris, everyones a Chris, Chris – has not only defied that law, but he has also broadcast the fact to the general public. He has said:
"It was a Meat Loaf concert, two days before which I’d had rather more magic mushrooms than maybe I should have."
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Chris Evans Should Receive Corporal PunishmentThe nation is mourning today as it's greatest disc-jockey, Chris Evans, 41, has admitted to taking magic mushrooms, and has therefore broken a Great British law.
A law that clearly states that you must not eat magic mushrooms, citizen. And Chris, our Chris - you're Chris, my Chris, everyone's a Chris, Chris - has not only defied that law, but he has also broadcast the fact to the general public. He has said:
“It was a Meat Loaf concert, two days before which I’d had rather more magic mushrooms than maybe I should have"
Whether Chris likes it or not, our laws are there for a reason; for the benefit of society as a whole. Most upstanding citizens, upon happening upon some magic mushrooms, would automatically grab them in the palm of their hand, make sure no children were within a two mile radius - systematically culling those that were - before incinerating the mushrooms and then themselves, just in case some of it's anti-social spours had rubbed off on said upstanding citizens hands, all in the name of keeping society together - a concept that Mr Chris Evans seemingly cares for not a jot.
The nation is mourning today as its greatest disc-jockey, Chris Evans, 41, has admitted to taking magic mushrooms, and has therefore broken a Great British law.
