Articles tagged with: Puffin
Gordon Ramsay Allowed To Eat Nothing But Puffin Heart Forever
As everyone knows, catching a puffin with a net, pulling its still-warm heart of of its body and eating it is one of the most erotic things a person can do. Just look at Gordon Ramsay. Not so long ago Gordon Ramsay ate a puffin's heart on his TV show The F Word just to show what a triumphant lord of sex he really is. But, would you believe it, 42 people found the sight of Gordon Ramsay chewing on the just-dead heart of a beloved seabird offensive enough to complain about. Fortunately, though, Ofcom has decided that Gordon Ramsay didn't break any rules and is free to film himself gorging on raw blood-splattered puffin organs as much as he likes. That's lucky for Gordon Ramsay, because it's easy food for him - every year millions of migrating puffins have found welcome shelter from bad weather within the deep crevices of his angry face.
As everyone knows, catching a puffin with a net, pulling its still-warm heart of of its body and eating it is one of the most erotic things a person can do. Just look at Gordon Ramsay. Not so long ago Gordon Ramsay ate a puffin's heart on his TV show The F Word just to show what a triumphant lord of sex he really is. But, would you believe it, 42 people found the sight of Gordon Ramsay chewing on the just-dead heart of a beloved seabird offensive enough to complain about. Fortunately, though, Ofcom has decided that Gordon Ramsay didn't break any rules and is free to film himself gorging on raw blood-splattered puffin organs as much as he likes. That's lucky for Gordon Ramsay, because it's easy food for him - every year millions of migrating puffins have found welcome shelter from bad weather within the deep crevices of his angry face.
