Foreigners are weird, eh? They?re not like me and you, are they?
Especially not you, sitting there in whatever normal country you're in, reading this drivel and being all normal. For instance, you know Paraguay, right? Well over there in Paraguay they keep their shoes in their kitchen cupboards. IN THEIR KITCHEN CUPBOARDS FOR GOD?S SAKE! And did you know that everyone in Canada looks exactly like Martin Landau? Very odd.
But no one does odd quite like the Japanese, though, do they? You're on the internet, you've seen things. You don't have to admit it to us but we know you've seen some things. Some odd things. Some odd Japanese things. One of the strangest things they get up to over there is that they eat the second most poisonous vertebrae on earth. Voluntarily. So if you're ever hungry in Japan, beware ?fugu? on the menu. Also, beware ?The Fugees? on the jukebox too. They really were terrible. Anyway, you may remember Homer Simpson ate puffer fish once. It didn't go too well for him. Here?s why: