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Puff Daddy’s New Song is Fire. There, I said it.

July 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Back in the 90’s I fucking loved Puff Daddy. “All About the Benjamins (The Rock Remix)” is legit my forever jam. Maybe my favorite rap song of all time. Puffy and the fam (Lil’ Kim, Mase, The Lox) pretty much slayed back in the day, then Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy, then just Diddy, then Diddy Dirty Money, and I kind of just gave up on him.

He decided to make fancy booze drinks instead of rap music and basically everyone forgot he was ever a rapper. I assumed he’d never make a quality jam again, however, with the release of “Finna Get Loose” that has all changed.

Who the Hell is Snoop Lion? Name Changing is Stupid

August 9th, 2012 By Chris Starr

People fought and died for our freedom, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve had two world wars so that you could walk down to your local council office and request to change your name to Honeydew Melon Mountain Eater. But celebrities? They are the true people willing to honour our fallen heroes. They take advantage of deed polls all the time.

Say hello to well known ganja merchant and highly-paid singing whisperer Snoop Dogg. Or Snoop Lion, because the man has become leonine incarnate (or something). Don’t believe me? Ask him – or rather, quote him from a press conference with journalists he gave recently where he recounted how he was absolutely not high off his face at the time:

Cameron Diaz And P. Diddy Are Totally Having Sex All Over Each Other Or Something

December 13th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey! Think about this. Get a really good image of it in your mind. Get it really clear. Think of the juices being swapped between two consenting adults. Think of the grunty sex noises. Okay? Got there?

Now, imagine Cameron Diaz and Sean ?Diddy? Combs doing it proper with each other.

Doesn’t make any sense does it? You just can’t imagine it now. All those vivid images have dissipated into the ether with a confused shrug. However, this is real life. Someone has seen them slobbering all over each other. It must be real. It has to be real.

Of Course You’d Like To See P. Diddy Jumping Over An Angry Bull

November 23rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

How smooth do you think you are? Seriously? Think you could slide under a door and woo a lady at the same time? Of course you couldn’t. You’re horrible. Disgusting too. Really, really very grim to look at.

Not like wealthy rap-man and producer Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. Or Puff Daddy. Or P. Diddy. Or Peddle Diddlo. Or Ponky Coomswith. Or Plendy Dingdong. Or whatever he’s called right now.

No matter what his name is, he’s smoother than the bonnet of a sports car and he’d like to show the world how smooooooth he is by jumping over a bull that’s charging at him.

What’s All This About Simon Cowell And His Amazing Anti-Ageing Potion?

July 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Simon Cowell isn’t looking as old as he used to. Sure, he’s looking weirder than he used to, but that’s clearly down to American dentistry, leaving him looking like a boiled potato with some dentures jammed in.

While you may think the music mogul/overlord has been under the surgeon’s knife, well, you may well be right. We’ve no idea. We’re more interested in the news that he’s been swigging a magic potion to thwart the ravages of time.

But is it so magic that it will reverse the ageing process so much that he will return to his baby form, gurgling and filling his high-waisted trousers with liquid green crap?

Cheryl Cole Predictably Gets American X Factor Gig

May 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

What has Cheryl Cole done to get such unswerving favour from Simon Cowell? Seriously. He seems absolutely determined to make a superstar of her and it can’t solely be down to the fact she’s hard working, good looking and willing to do as she’s told.

We can only imagine the horrors that lie in his undercrackers which Cheryl has been faced with in order to become his right hand woman. Are we being too cynical?

Either way, with Cowell’s help, she’s become the Britain’s pop princess, hoping to leave behind all that Ashley Cole and Smacking A Toilet Attendant In The Face business. And now, thanks to her predictably landing one of the judging jobs on the American X Factor, she’s looking like she’s going to go global.

Simon Cowell Ruins Top Of The Pops Forever

May 4th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Simon Cowell wants stuff. Feel free to replace the word stuff with ‘EVERYTHING’. He wants big houses, flashy cars, the'systematic?psychological destruction of ?vulnerable human beings for entertainment purposes and he probably wants that sandwich you had for lunch earlier.

But what he really wants, more than anything the whole wide world is to launch his own version of Top of the Pops.

Remember Top of the Pops? ?A British institution, designed to annoy parents and delight music lovers throughout the country. Well, until it went ?a bit wrong and folk stopped buying records but regardless for a long time it was genius and we secretly wish it hadn’t gone away.

Simon Cowell Is Still Wary Of The Completely Insane Paula Abdul

April 26th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

With The X Factor about to hit US shores (brace yourselves Americans – you won’t know what’s hit you once it gets going), every single celebrity – alive and dead – has been linked to the chairs of the judging panel.

Of course, this is all great news for Simon Cowell, who is so needy for the world’s attention, that once, he appeared on a children’s show dressed up as the world’s poshest super hero canine.

And someone else who likes to hang around with cartoon domesticated pets is Paula Abdul who has also been linked to The X Factor, which has delighted her eight fans and thrilled those who enjoyed her erratic appearances on American Idol.

Adele Nearly Kills P Diddy With A Golf Buggy And No-One Can Decide Whether That Is A Good Thing Or Not

January 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Adele – great voice, shame she’s a dick – must have an album out soon because she keeps cropping up in the press talking about inane rubbish. No different from any other popstar then? Well, that’s not strictly true because some of the things Adele’s been coming out with are just… odd.

Recently, she chastised herself for being an idiot when it comes to men (expecting them to be able to read her mind) and talked about her gay friends crying on her doorstep all the time (what is she doing to them?), but all that has nothing on her latest tale.

Basically, she nearly killed P Diddy. With a golf buggy.