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Ronaldo And The Three Transvestite Prostitutes Footballers often come in for a lot of criticism because they earn obscene amounts of money and are all dumber than dust. But not all footballers fit this stereotype. Look at Brazilian football ace Ronaldo, for example - sure, he's neck-deep in cash from playing for AC Milan, but you can't call him stupid. Why, earlier this week Ronaldo displayed his dazzling intellect by picking up three prostitutes as soon as his girlfriend had turned his back. Three prostitutes that turned out to be men. But just because Ronaldo can't tell the difference between men and women, it doesn't mean that he's stupid. Oh, who are we kidding, yes it does. It means Ronaldo is probably the most dribblingly stupid cack-brained single-digit-IQed crosseyed dunderhead ever to pull a radio to pieces to see where the little talking men are hiding. Probably.