Great news! Michael Jackson’s death trial is going to be on the television! This is very exciting news! Not only will we be able to witness the astonishingly tedious inner-workings of the law, but we’ll also get to see people protesting about stuff they’ve got no idea about!
Yes indeed, our beloved Michael Jackson fans will, with any luck, feature in a split screen, holding their placards aloft and singing ‘Man In The Mirror’ in the cold while demanding justice – provided that justice aligns with the decisions they’ve already made based on half-assed theories discovered online!
All that is left to do now is for the jury to be chosen who will no doubt be hounded by the press and insane devotees of the King Of Pop.
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Boooo! Hissss! Conrad Murray! He’s a rotten sod who killed Michael Jackson by being hopeless! He probably liked Prince’s records better! Boooo! What a stinkin’ rotter! And that’s what 99% of Michael Jackson devotees have spent their time shouting for the past 12 months.
Most MJ fans have all this worked out already so they must be wondering why the US legal system is persevering with such an expensive case like the one starting to unfurl around the cadaver of Michael Jackson.
Of course, everyone who actually knew Michael and saw him in person, spoke to him on the phone and kept regular correspondence with him – no, that doesn’t include trying to pick out hidden messages in his songs or vivid delusions and apparitions appearing in your room – don’t have a sausage when it comes to knowing what happened that night… but that’s okay because MJ fans know exactly what happened thanks to things they’ve read online. But wait! Jackson’s children have something to say!
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By now, you’re probably right to assume that nobody is ever going to shut up about Michael Jackson’s death, ever.
Yes, he’s been dead since last June. But, the way things are going, there’s always going to be something for people to froth on about. First there was Michael Jackson’s death, then there was his silly golden coffin, then that creepy film of his – and now there’s the fact that an amended death certificate confirms Michael Jackson’s cause of death as homicide.
You’re also probably right to assume that this is the first thing of Michael Jackson’s since his death that Jermaine Jackson won’t try and take undue credit for. But who knows, eh? He does seem to love doing that an awful lot.
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