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Fox Realises That Prison Break Is Rubbish, Three Years Too Late

By Stuart Heritage

If you happen to enjoy ridiculous television shows that can pointlessly tread water for three entire seasons, we have some bad news.

Prison Break is no more. Fox Entertainment President Kevin Reilly has decided that Prison Break‘s fourth season will be its last. This will no doubt come as a shock to the solitary homeless man who didn’t think that Prison Break got cancelled in 2006 anyway.

So Prison Break may be dying, but let’s focus on all the positive things it gave us – like Wentworth Miller and that hour a week where nothing good was on TV so we could read books instead.

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Lane Garrison: 40 Months In Jail For Drunken Boy-Killing

By Stuart Heritage

Lane Garrison 40 months jail killed boy Prison Break manslaughterWhile it's often claimed that celebrities usually get an easy ride when it comes to the law, Lane Garrison is living proof that moderately minor stars of TV shows that used to be good but aren't any more don't get that easy ride.

Lane Garrison – the dead ginger pickpocket from Prison Break – is the guy who drunkenly smashed his car into a tree in December, killing a teenage boy and seriously injuring two others. And yesterday after a series of psychiatric tests, Lane Garrison was sentenced to 40 months in jail for the crime. Let's just hope that Garrison doesn't befriend a heavily-tattooed escape artist while in jail – not because he'd copy the plot of Prison Break and escape, but because he'd copy the plot of Prison Break and get really dull.

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