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Naomi Watts To Play Princess Diana: Royalists And Ring 2 Fans Unite In Grief

February 10th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

Right. Here’s the future.?In the year 200andGoogleitbecausewedidnot, once all the disinfectant from Leona Lewis’ Olympic Opening Ceremony Performance has sterilized Britain, there is to be some exciting news. Naomi Watts is going to do exactly what Meryl Streep has just done here in 2012.

But she’s going to do it slightly more creepier – and be all PRINCESS DIANA and everything.

Okay. Quick reminder on who Princess Diana is, just before everyone jumps on the bandwagon and starts holding aloft an ironic piece of bunting with a smashed arm of a princess on it or something.

Princess Diana To Bring Out Her Own Range Of Delicious Jam

July 6th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

The Royal Family, God bless each and every one of them.

Just hearing their names makes us want to slip into our Union Jack underpants and stand proudly with our flags bellowing in the wind. People may accuse The royals of doing bugger all, but we know their game. After all, they are the most high-profile benefit cheats in the country ? literally getting millions for doing nothing.

Occasionally, Prince Charles will mutter something about wanting to be king whilst Prince Philip will break into a semi-xenophobic comment. Tragically, Princess Diana left nothing apart from a charity record, a damaged tunnel in Paris and a child who dresses like a Nazi. Don't go thinking she's dead and buried yet, though – plans are afoot to bring out a delicious line of Princess Diana jams. Why? Well to be honest we're not quite sure, but it's in better taste than a Princess Diana Scalextric.

Princess Diana Was ‘Murdered’ According To Lily Allen’s Dad

March 24th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (or – as he was once known – ‘Keith Allen’) has told one ‘n’ all he’s of the fancy that our Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, did not die because of some arbitrary misfortune, but that she was in fact dealt the somewhat more illegal misfortune of murder.

Just what is the man thinking? How does he grow such testicles?

According to The Royalist, ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (let us call him EPSSLAF) has gone on record to say:

"To this day I absolutely believe that it wasn’t an accident. I just know."

And if he doesn’t believe it was an accident, it remains only that he believes it was murder. He doesn’t appear to have elaborated on what ground he has to stand on as of yet, merely that he ‘just knows’.