Articles tagged with: Prince William
Paris Hilton Split All Down To Prince William? No! Our Eyes!
There isn't a single British citizen alive who, hand on heart, wouldn't want to see Paris Hilton crowned as their queen. That's fact. Paris Hilton becoming queen would be like that hilarious movie King Ralph except, instead of being about a fat American with bad manners it'd be about a stupid American with no manners. Plus it'd be funnier because it was really happening. And, if one wild-eyed report is to believe, it might just come true - Prince William has been named as a possible cause of the split between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. Of course, we're joking. Regardless of the veracity of these reports, Paris Hilton would make a terrible queen of England. Her days are spent wearing embarrassingly ostentatious jewellery, simpering around important people without ever understanding what they do and leeching piles of money that she doesn't really deserve. Meanwhile, the Queen's days are spent... hey, wait a minute!
There isn't a single British citizen alive who, hand on heart, wouldn't want to see Paris Hilton crowned as their queen. That's fact. Paris Hilton becoming queen would be like that hilarious movie King Ralph except, instead of being about a fat American with bad manners it'd be about a stupid American with no manners. Plus it'd be funnier because it was really happening. And, if one wild-eyed report is to believe, it might just come true - Prince William has been named as a possible cause of the split between Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. Of course, we're joking. Regardless of the veracity of these reports, Paris Hilton would make a terrible queen of England. Her days are spent wearing embarrassingly ostentatious jewellery, simpering around important people without ever understanding what they do and leeching piles of money that she doesn't really deserve. Meanwhile, the Queen's days are spent... hey, wait a minute!
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The Inevitable Saucy Prince William, Kate Middleton Photos Mercifully Not Released
Famous people never learn which is perhaps why we love them ever so dearly. They never learn that you never take scandalous pictures and/or video with your significant other and expect them to remain safely under wraps. The most recent example of such folly is Prince William. Stolen photos of him and his little strumpet Kate Middleton were this close to being published before the photos were turned into the police. And as such, we thankfully can now put away this bleach we had on hand in case we viewed the photos and needed to sterilise our eyes.
Famous people never learn which is perhaps why we love them ever so dearly. They never learn that you never take scandalous pictures and/or video with your significant other and expect them to remain safely under wraps. The most recent example of such folly is Prince William. Stolen photos of him and his little strumpet Kate Middleton were this close to being published before the photos were turned into the police. And as such, we thankfully can now put away this bleach we had on hand in case we viewed the photos and needed to sterilise our eyes.
Prince William Believes He Can Fly
Prince William knows only too well that being second in line to the throne has its perks.
For instance, when you're going to be King Of England all sorts of lovely young girls routinely throw themselves at you even though you're an uppity rugby tosser with insane male pattern baldness, a near-incomprehensible speaking voice and a face like a pre-kiln Toby jug of an Easter Island statue made by the blind lady from that Lionel Richie video. Plus people let you fly fighter planes.
That's basically what we're getting at - someone's decided to let Prince William fly a fighter plane. That's about it.
