Articles tagged with: Prince
The Greatest Movie Performances By Pop Stars Ever!
Here's a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment... Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face - flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks - becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job. Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them. And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…
Here's a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment... Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face - flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks - becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job. Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them. And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…
Prince Gets Sued By Disgruntled Perfume People
This is just a hunch, but we get the feeling that Prince smells like a mixture of hair lacquer, stale jism and very old ladies. And we don't know about you, but that's a smell we'd love to imitate - that way people might think we're a tiny androgynous control freak with no real sense of quality control, too. Oh, why can't Prince ever get around to creating his own perfume? Why? What's that? Prince did create his own perfume last year? But it didn't really sell because Prince refused to promote it? And now the makers of the perfume are suing Prince because they're unhappy with his lack of cooperation? Oh. You do realise that we were only joking back there, don't you? We don't really want to smell like Prince. That'd be quite creepy. Who'd want to do that?
This is just a hunch, but we get the feeling that Prince smells like a mixture of hair lacquer, stale jism and very old ladies. And we don't know about you, but that's a smell we'd love to imitate - that way people might think we're a tiny androgynous control freak with no real sense of quality control, too. Oh, why can't Prince ever get around to creating his own perfume? Why? What's that? Prince did create his own perfume last year? But it didn't really sell because Prince refused to promote it? And now the makers of the perfume are suing Prince because they're unhappy with his lack of cooperation? Oh. You do realise that we were only joking back there, don't you? We don't really want to smell like Prince. That'd be quite creepy. Who'd want to do that?
Fights We Never Thought We’d See: Radiohead Vs Prince
It's our lucky day - previously when we've watched fights between midgets and wonky-eyed wimps we've needed a credit card and a Bangkok hotel room with cable TV. But not any more because Prince and Radiohead are at loggerheads - the kind of loggerheads that will either end in legal action or a hot hot dwarf-on-perpetual-student erotic gangbang. It's all over YouTube footage of Prince performing Radiohead's Creep at a festival, you see. Prince being Prince, he's had all videos removed from the internet; but Radiohead being Radiohead, they want the videos unblocked because they wrote the song. Who'll win? It's unclear, but it had better not end up with the gangbang scenario, because that's going to result in one ugly unwanted baby.
It's our lucky day - previously when we've watched fights between midgets and wonky-eyed wimps we've needed a credit card and a Bangkok hotel room with cable TV. But not any more because Prince and Radiohead are at loggerheads - the kind of loggerheads that will either end in legal action or a hot hot dwarf-on-perpetual-student erotic gangbang. It's all over YouTube footage of Prince performing Radiohead's Creep at a festival, you see. Prince being Prince, he's had all videos removed from the internet; but Radiohead being Radiohead, they want the videos unblocked because they wrote the song. Who'll win? It's unclear, but it had better not end up with the gangbang scenario, because that's going to result in one ugly unwanted baby.
