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Marvel Release Yet Another Avengers Trailer; What Have We Learned?

March 1st, 2012 By Robin Darke

In what could be seen as fantastic timing, in that it comes very soon after the news that Marvel’s Summer blockbuster The Avengers will be renamed the nonsensical ‘Avengers Assemble’, another trailer for the film has been released, culminating in the updated title. Just for you.

It seems like all that this trailer has done is shown us what we’ve already seen: in that we see the main characters coming together to fight a common foe, but not before turning against each other for a quick fight, in true comic book style.?There’s Captain America throwing fists with Thor and Black Widow taking on Hawkeye. Which is great, seeing Scarlett Johansson finally doing something after the slow start that we got in Iron Man 2: Iron Madder (not really) but that’s sort of besides the point.

It’s a common tradition in comic books for two teams to have a bit of a barney with one another before finally joining forces for the greater good and vanquishing the foe, so that’s not that surprising, it is written by big comicky guy Joss Whedon after all. That being said, we do learn a few new things. Which you can see by clicking this sexy little link just under here. See it? It says ‘Continue Reading’ so why don’t you?

Jedward To Front Channel 5’s Best Programme Ever!

February 17th, 2012 By Michael Park

We all know Britain’s premiere broadcaster Channel 5 is working its socks off to bring us the very best in televisual entertainment every single day, which is why you’ll be pleased to hear that they’ve come up with the perfect vehicle for John & Edward Grimes, more commonly known as the entity “Jedward”!

Lucky us!

The TV gurus at Channel 5 have given the plucky lads the opportunity to stamp their chirpy brand of brain-damaged humour all over the home video clip show.

WATCH THIS! TV Picks For The Weekend Bozo

August 5th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Ka-loo ka-lay everyone! It's almost the end of the week, and just like Lenny Henry tells us on those awful hotel adverts, it's almost time for the weekend. And what's a weekend all about? Going out, getting trashed and generally being like those pesky kids from Skins, sitting around in your pants as much as you can in 48 hours.

It's what sets us aside from the animals y?know. They can't figure out the little hole bit for willies.

It?d be remiss, and frankly irresponsible of us, as your favourite website of all time ever in the history of Google, to not keep you occupied between your next bottle of something fizzy or yeasty. It?d be like the 1994 film, Baby?s Day Out. You clearly can't be left to your own devices can you? Sometimes, just sometimes, you actually make us sorry to know you.

Jim Carrey?s Daughter Tells Jennifer Lopez She’s Working For Tips

January 24th, 2012 By Lady Robotnik

Jim Carey?s daughter Jane Carrey revealed on American Idol how she's spent the past 24 years living in the lap of luxury, and riding golden ponies, all paid for by daddy?s money. Wait: we mean the exact opposite of that?

?He's definitely not the most extravagant celebrity,? the daughter of rubber-faced comic Jim Carrey told American Idol viewers, adding that she's a single mother whose been waiting tables for the last six years.

Ummm? what? There's a difference between not being ?extravagant? and letting your daughter clean-up other people?s gobbed-out food for minimum wage.

Resident Evil 6 ? Will It Be Gash?

August 5th, 2012 By Paul Pencott

Video games get sequels all the time. We’re near-constantly being beaten around the head with them. Yet, there are few video games that prompt more feverish excitement amongst fans than the Resident Evil series, so let's have a gander at the trailer for Resident Evil 6 shall we?

The uneducated will confuse this with the trailer for some dreadful Underworld-style actual film, but hardcore Resident Evil fans will be simultaneously excited and dismayed by the teasers for ?the gaming experience of 2012? (ie: ?the gaming experience of four hours of 2012 so they can be the first to post a review on gamefaqs.com?).

Use your bleary, bloodshot eyes to watch the trailer and read our jokes over the jump:

Soap Spoilers! Spying! Secrets! Jumpers!

August 5th, 2012 By Joanna Bolouri

It’s soap spoiling time again you lucky people! ?Once again we’ve been held at gunpoint and forced to write stuff about something we’d only care less about if we were dead. Want to know what exciting things happen in Hollyoaks this week? ?Tough. We didn’t include them.

As usual we’re off to Eastenders first?and before we give you this weeks predictable spoilers, we’d like to jump up and down topless in appreciation of Kim, who’s near death rubbish pile romance scene with Ray was our highlight of last week.

This week Ben’s?hilarious?plan to get his dad arrested has finally worked. Yes Phil Mitchell has been charged with the murder of Stella in a plot so drawn-out we had to look on YouTube to remember what actually happened. We’re still not sure. ?However, the smug grin is soon wiped off his face when Shirley throws him out and he’s forced to go and live with Ian Beale and as you all know, when you move in with Ian you have to marry him – it’s Eastenders law.

Sonic The Hedgehog To Reignite Your Inner Antisocial Moron

December 30th, 2011 By Robin Darke

He’s automatic! He’s systematic! He’s hydromatic! Why, he’s Sonic The Hedgehog actually and he’s coming to make you feel like an overgrown child-man once again.

Surely the slew of Sonic games over the past twenty or so years are enough for you? Together, we’ve gone from Green Hill Zone to Metal Egg Stage 1, we’ve Spinballed and even been to the Winter Olympics with that filthy Italian, surely the only thing left is Sonic and Blue Flashing Ghost from Pac-Man go to Lidl.

But apparently the creators of all those Sonic games seem to not know how not to flog a dead Knuckles and are all set to release another instalment of their new series for every gaming device going, even Android devices, Windows phones and Sega Game Gear probably.

Watch Clips Of The New Muppets Movie & Brighten Your Otherwise Dull Life

November 10th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Hecklerspray is known for not really liking anything but when it comes to fuzzy-wuzzy, cuddly, comedic characters- we’re all over it. So you can imagine our delight when we realised that the new Muppets film draws ever closer.

The Muppets is going to be wonderful. Even if it’s the worst film ever made by human hands, it will still be wonderful, such is the strength of feeling and nostalgia for Jim Henson’s creation. That’s the kind of film that people want to see.

Admittedly, the film company seems to think that those of us in the UK want to wait three months before we see the film in cinemas but you can’t have everything.

Grand Theft Auto V Trailer: Jet Skis, Small Faces And The Same Graphics

November 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The video game equivalent of Child’s Play is back with yet another sequel, taking the number in the GTA franchise to such an amount that it now rivals the amount of times Kerry Katona has relapsed on ket ‘n’ chips.

It’s gone to the ’80s, ’60s London and even the present day (which is a rarity in video games), so the public were looking forward to something fantastic with what is going to be one of 2012’s biggest gaming releases (unless there is a Stacey Solomon Teaches Elocution obviously).

Luckily for Rockstar North there probably won’t be any rioting because GTA 5 as it is being known, is set to blow the hubcaps off the franchise, stop by a Dixie Chicken before continuing to pummel prostitutes into oblivion. And sell in its thousands. And yes, the trailer is over the jump for you to watch.

Batfans Will Get To See Dark Knight Cinema Preview At Christmas! Holy Lack Of Leg Room!

October 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises, is probably the most highly anticipated film release floating around the ether at the moment. The superhero genre has been revitalised by the brooding adventures of Bruce Wayne and everyone is intrigued as to how the whole thing will wrap up.

As such, each little morsel and near-set fanvid has been met with many a watering mouth.

And here’s the news: it’s pretty much a certainty that Christopher Nolan’s revamp will be getting shown in six-minute prologues in various cinemas at Christmas time. BUT WHERE? Well…