Articles tagged with: press
Lily Allen Delivers Street Justice on Video. Also: Swears a Lot.
Lily Allen - she's that one who had pink hair, a godawful TV show and is generally a waste of space. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well now it would seem she's got herself into MMA - that's mixed martial arts - with some hardcore street fighting action. Well, hardcore may be a bit far, but Lily Allen did go and try to beat up a random French girl for insulting her. And we shouldn't forget that she also managed to swear like a navvie, and she managed to do all of this in front of about 32,000 paparazzi and other press hounds. Not a bad effort, we have to say. But to top off all the topping offs that could be topped off, there's a video too - and it's after the jump.
Lily Allen - she's that one who had pink hair, a godawful TV show and is generally a waste of space. Yeah, that sounds about right. Well now it would seem she's got herself into MMA - that's mixed martial arts - with some hardcore street fighting action. Well, hardcore may be a bit far, but Lily Allen did go and try to beat up a random French girl for insulting her. And we shouldn't forget that she also managed to swear like a navvie, and she managed to do all of this in front of about 32,000 paparazzi and other press hounds. Not a bad effort, we have to say. But to top off all the topping offs that could be topped off, there's a video too - and it's after the jump.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Loses Weight: Integrity Follows Suit
Jennifer Love Hewitt was a blubbering wreck, on the verge of destroying her career by not weighing next-to-nothing. Fortunately, the girl saw sense and has shed that disgusting weight that was - both figuratively and literally - holding her down. Yes, friends, Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone and lost 18 pounds, after those photos appeared of her last year when she looked normal. Obviously when we say 'normal' it's meant by our standards - if we were judging by the usual Hollywood standards then you could take it to mean 'foul, disgusting and haggish, really fat and unworthy of ever working on anything - film, TV or even radio - ever again'. Because apparently that's what we consider 'normal' is to these people.
Jennifer Love Hewitt was a blubbering wreck, on the verge of destroying her career by not weighing next-to-nothing. Fortunately, the girl saw sense and has shed that disgusting weight that was - both figuratively and literally - holding her down. Yes, friends, Jennifer Love Hewitt has gone and lost 18 pounds, after those photos appeared of her last year when she looked normal. Obviously when we say 'normal' it's meant by our standards - if we were judging by the usual Hollywood standards then you could take it to mean 'foul, disgusting and haggish, really fat and unworthy of ever working on anything - film, TV or even radio - ever again'. Because apparently that's what we consider 'normal' is to these people.
