Articles tagged with: president
Guff About Videogames – The Let’s Hate Obama (for no reason) Edition!
President Obama hates videogames – we have a reason to doubt the messiah. Took a while to find one that wasn’t borne out of racism or hatred of being fair to people, but we’ve found one. Sure, it may be grasping at straws to find fault with what he’s saying, and sure it may just be the kneejerk defensive reaction of a gamer wronged that we’re seeing – with the potential for some old-fashion INTERNET JUSTICE to be doled out. But hey – we welcome reasons to dislike popular people.
President Obama hates videogames – we have a reason to doubt the messiah. Took a while to find one that wasn’t borne out of racism or hatred of being fair to people, but we’ve found one. Sure, it may be grasping at straws to find fault with what he’s saying, and sure it may just be the kneejerk defensive reaction of a gamer wronged that we’re seeing – with the potential for some old-fashion INTERNET JUSTICE to be doled out. But hey – we welcome reasons to dislike popular people.
Beyonce To Wail The First Thing Obama Will Hear As President
Tomorrow marks the first day of Barack Obama's realisation that he can't possibly live up to everyone's expectations as president. But who cares? More important is the song that will accompany President Obama's very first dance on inauguration day. And, since you asked - it's Beyonce singing At Last from her movie Cadillac Records. It's fortunate that Cadillac Records was Beyonce's most recent movie - had Barack Obama's inauguration happened three months later, Beyonce would have been forced to sing something from her upcoming Fatal Attraction rip-off movie, perhaps Stop Boning My Man or the whimsical I'll Kill You, You Bitch (I'll Kill You).
Tomorrow marks the first day of Barack Obama's realisation that he can't possibly live up to everyone's expectations as president. But who cares? More important is the song that will accompany President Obama's very first dance on inauguration day. And, since you asked - it's Beyonce singing At Last from her movie Cadillac Records. It's fortunate that Cadillac Records was Beyonce's most recent movie - had Barack Obama's inauguration happened three months later, Beyonce would have been forced to sing something from her upcoming Fatal Attraction rip-off movie, perhaps Stop Boning My Man or the whimsical I'll Kill You, You Bitch (I'll Kill You).
Them Jonas Brothers Sure Do Love Barack Obama
Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic - The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee! We can't breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early - we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream "ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!" at him during Lovebug! Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who's like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly - THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!
Next week is undoubtedly going to be truly historic - The Jonas Brothers are playing a free concert! Squeeeeee! We can't breathe! Our favourite girl-haired, virgin popstars playing a concert? For free? This is totally like the best news ever! We should get there early - we want Kevin Jonas to look us right in the eye when we scream "ARRRGH! KEVINJONASILOVEYOU! ARRRGH!" at him during Lovebug! Apparently The Jonas Brothers are playing their free concert to mark the inauguration of a man called Barack Obama, who's like the new mayor or the world or something. But mainly - THE JONAS BROTHERS! OMG!!!
Paris Hilton Poked Chris DeWolfe… No, Wait – That’s Facebook
Does Paris Hilton even have a MySpace account? Surely she's one of those types that gets their profile banned for being far, far too whorish for the young audience of the site? It would appear Paris has special dispensation, however, as she is reportedly 'dating' - or whatever the kids call it these days - the CEO of MySpace Chris DeWolfe, who has surely given her special privileges for her profile. More photos, space to upload more of her wonderful music (seeing as her pop career is something of a nonstop rollercoaster right now) or something like that, surely. It is shocking that Paris didn't let MTV find her a new boyfriend, mind. What makes the story all the more shocking is that neither Paris nor Chris have updated their profiles to show they are single, with each still involved in a relationship and a marriage (though separated), respectively. Guys - go to your profile, click on edit then change the information accordingly - come on, you shouldn't be leading people astray like this. At least if it were Facebook you could change it to 'It's Complicated', which would suit perfectly.
Does Paris Hilton even have a MySpace account? Surely she's one of those types that gets their profile banned for being far, far too whorish for the young audience of the site? It would appear Paris has special dispensation, however, as she is reportedly 'dating' - or whatever the kids call it these days - the CEO of MySpace Chris DeWolfe, who has surely given her special privileges for her profile. More photos, space to upload more of her wonderful music (seeing as her pop career is something of a nonstop rollercoaster right now) or something like that, surely. It is shocking that Paris didn't let MTV find her a new boyfriend, mind. What makes the story all the more shocking is that neither Paris nor Chris have updated their profiles to show they are single, with each still involved in a relationship and a marriage (though separated), respectively. Guys - go to your profile, click on edit then change the information accordingly - come on, you shouldn't be leading people astray like this. At least if it were Facebook you could change it to 'It's Complicated', which would suit perfectly.
Paris Hilton Makes a New Video. One That Doesn’t Involve Sex.
Okay, so maybe we're just reacting to Paris Hilton's new advert as many of our readers react to the sarcasm on these pages - by taking things at face value. But it would appear that Paris Hilton is indeed running for the presidency of the United States of America. In a video statement released to political hardline site Funny or Die, Hilton responded to the recent campaign ad from John McCain and the Republican party with her own brand of politics. In the original ad, Paris was likened to Democratic Senator Barack Obama - popular, but ultimately vacuous and easily forgotten (or maybe it was the other way round). It would seem that young miss Hilton didn't take too kindly to these words and has launched something of a war on the Republican Party, vowing to bring them down if it's the last thing she does. Okay, so maybe we're going a bit overboard - even told a couple of porkie pies. She isn't trying to bring down the Republican Party. She isn't actually running for presidency. And Funny or Die isn't technically a political hardline site. But she has been involved in a video response, so it's not all bad news laced with lies.
Okay, so maybe we're just reacting to Paris Hilton's new advert as many of our readers react to the sarcasm on these pages - by taking things at face value. But it would appear that Paris Hilton is indeed running for the presidency of the United States of America. In a video statement released to political hardline site Funny or Die, Hilton responded to the recent campaign ad from John McCain and the Republican party with her own brand of politics. In the original ad, Paris was likened to Democratic Senator Barack Obama - popular, but ultimately vacuous and easily forgotten (or maybe it was the other way round). It would seem that young miss Hilton didn't take too kindly to these words and has launched something of a war on the Republican Party, vowing to bring them down if it's the last thing she does. Okay, so maybe we're going a bit overboard - even told a couple of porkie pies. She isn't trying to bring down the Republican Party. She isn't actually running for presidency. And Funny or Die isn't technically a political hardline site. But she has been involved in a video response, so it's not all bad news laced with lies.
Barack Obama is a Hybrid of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, Apparently
The race for US presidency isn't something we're likely to cover very much on these pages - it's too divisive even for us. Plus we're British-based, so we're legally not allowed an opinion. Non-partisan as hecklerspray may be though (you vote for who you actually want to vote for), we can't help but feel something of an affinity with Barack Obama after his presidential rival John McCain compared the Democrat to both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. That's the kind of politician we could get on board with!
The race for US presidency isn't something we're likely to cover very much on these pages - it's too divisive even for us. Plus we're British-based, so we're legally not allowed an opinion. Non-partisan as hecklerspray may be though (you vote for who you actually want to vote for), we can't help but feel something of an affinity with Barack Obama after his presidential rival John McCain compared the Democrat to both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. That's the kind of politician we could get on board with!
VIDEO: Jack Nicholson Endorses Sexy Hillary Clinton
This could be Hillary Clinton's last week of trying to be the next American president, so now's the time to bring out the big guns.
Well, alright - not the big guns exactly. But at least the elderly, debauched, paunchy guns have been wheeled out. And by that we plainly mean Jack Nicholson.
Ahead of this week's vital Ohio and Texas primaries, Jack Nicholson has put together a campaign video of him in some of his most famous roles to drum up support for Hillary Clinton. And we're sure Jack's pro-Hillary message will get through to the two or three people who saw it and didn't cack themselves at the sight of the drunk-looking, growling, dishevelled jowl-monster who pops up at the end like the obese ghost of your abusive grandfather.
