Articles tagged with: prank
Sarah Palin Gets Bamboozled By French Canadian Radio
Well today's the day of the great US presidential election. By the time the clock strikes midnight the world will know who exactly will be placing lunch orders from the Oval Office phone pretty much everyday over the course of the next four years. Now whenever hecklerspray votes for things like this we take it all very seriously. We carefully balance the pros and cons of each party's candidate, and then typically write-in the name Shamu in whatever space is given for that sort of thing. So far our candidate hasn't won, which is dumb because orcas are supposed to be wicked smart. C'mon people, its time for a change. If we were French Canadian we might go about political things differently. Yes, if we were French Canadian we might make our voting-decision by actually talking to each candidate in person over the phone, after we somehow received their actual phone numbers. That's what a couple of DJs from up there just did. And, although we never thought we'd say this about anything French Canadian except the overall culture, its actually pretty funny. Take a listen on page #2.
Well today's the day of the great US presidential election. By the time the clock strikes midnight the world will know who exactly will be placing lunch orders from the Oval Office phone pretty much everyday over the course of the next four years. Now whenever hecklerspray votes for things like this we take it all very seriously. We carefully balance the pros and cons of each party's candidate, and then typically write-in the name Shamu in whatever space is given for that sort of thing. So far our candidate hasn't won, which is dumb because orcas are supposed to be wicked smart. C'mon people, its time for a change. If we were French Canadian we might go about political things differently. Yes, if we were French Canadian we might make our voting-decision by actually talking to each candidate in person over the phone, after we somehow received their actual phone numbers. That's what a couple of DJs from up there just did. And, although we never thought we'd say this about anything French Canadian except the overall culture, its actually pretty funny. Take a listen on page #2.
Chris Rock Is A ‘Statutory Rapist’, claims TV show. Only Joking!
Chris Rock, until recently widely regarded as the funniest man in the English speaking world (as recent as yesterday, in fact) has all of a sudden lost his sense of humour entirely. Chris, currently touring his ‘No Apologies’ show around South Africa, was the butt of a US reality TV show prank. You ask: what was said prank? Well, he he, get this! God, we’re laughing just typing it down! Right, this TV show (which no one seems to know the name of) made accusations that Chris Rock has, wait for it… had sex with an underage British girl - when he hasn’t! Ahahahahahaha! Genius! And yet, for some reason, Chris Rock didn’t find being accused of statuatory rape funny in the slightest. The bloody square.
Chris Rock, until recently widely regarded as the funniest man in the English speaking world (as recent as yesterday, in fact) has all of a sudden lost his sense of humour entirely. Chris, currently touring his ‘No Apologies’ show around South Africa, was the butt of a US reality TV show prank. You ask: what was said prank? Well, he he, get this! God, we’re laughing just typing it down! Right, this TV show (which no one seems to know the name of) made accusations that Chris Rock has, wait for it… had sex with an underage British girl - when he hasn’t! Ahahahahahaha! Genius! And yet, for some reason, Chris Rock didn’t find being accused of statuatory rape funny in the slightest. The bloody square.
Shakira Sex Tape Threesome Nothing More Than A Stupid Lie
There are ontological, teleological and moral arguments about the existence of God, but nothing would swing it for us more than an internet video of Shakira being done by two blokes on a boat.
So when we heard that there was a three-way Shakira sex tape knocking about, our cries of "there is a God!" could be heard from miles around. After all, if a Shakira sex tape is the holy grail of sex tapes, then a three-way Shakira sex tape is the holy grail, um, being done by two blokes on a boat.
But the excitement was misplaced - the Shakira sex tape has been unmasked as a cruel April Fool's prank by a DJ in Argentina. A cruel, stupid prank by an idiot DJ in rubbish Argentina. Stupid imaginary God.
