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Madonna Talks About Being A Romantic Instead Of The Negative Reviews For Her New Film

January 10th, 2012 By Michael Park

Palaeolithic megastar Madonna says she wonders what it would be like to be truly ‘loved’. By ‘truly loved’ she doesn’t mean by her legion of overly-loyal fans but by someone with something to lose.

The 53-year-old’s sudden interest in love and human emotion comes as she is marketing her new directorial outing ‘W.E.’ and is not in any way a cynical attempt to garner some headlines for a film that has flown pretty much under the radar up until now.

It’s very important to remember that. These are deep, meaningful emotions from a deep and meaningful woman.

Kanye West Nearly Did A Suicide; Has New Album To Promote

October 20th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

hecklerspray is rather au fait with the notion of ending your life. Every morning we awake (in the same bed in a mildew riddled hovel) and all wish that we were dead. Endless celebrity stories fill our pathetic little pea-brains? and we’re expected to berate them regardless. Our lives are unbearably pointless.

Kanye West, it turns out, felt the same way too as he’s admitted that he’s thought about killing himself. What hope do plebs like us have? He’s wealthy and probably has an arse made out of gold!

However, Kanye lives because he now feels a responsibility to make a meaningful contribution to pop culture and art. Shh. Don’t tell him what everyone thinks about that or we’ll all have to talk him off a ledge in 6 months time.

World Wishes There Was Truth When Kanye Says He ‘Bled’ Over Taylor Swift

September 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Kanye West is an astonishing human who should give us all something to be positive about. Basically, if Kanye is able to become gigantically successful, then any one of us could end up ruling the world.? How very aspirational/unfair the world is.

But we shouldn’t slag Kanye too much. Why? Because he’s a tender, thoughtful and gentile man who is feeling real, human pain over his ambush of Taylor Swift. His mini-meltdown is being recorded forever on his Twitter feed, just so we can all see him cry like a Tiny Tears doll.

The Famous Human let loose with a torrent of emotional dribblings over the weekend, acknowledging that he was wrong for grabbing the microphone from Taylor at the MTV Video Music Awards and saying her trophy should have gone to Beyonce.

Even though he was right.

Kanye West’s ‘Power’ Album is ‘Avatar Level Masterwork’ (But Not Rambling Video Blog)

August 9th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Kanye West, above all else, has a very impressive ego. He’s got an astonishing opinion of himself and probably talks-up what he leaves in the toilet bowl up in the morning. He’s brilliantly devoid of self-awareness, which of course, makes him perfect for people like us (idiots).

So when he’s not checking his own arse out in a mirror, Kanye is getting busy with the media as he preps his new album which has had quite a few names of late (the latest and most likely being Dark Twisted Fantasy).

So what his the new LP going to be like? Well, we’ve seen a snippet of the very expensive looking video and the record itself, according to the man himself, aspires to be the sonic equivalent of James Cameron’s Avatar. Presumably he means the mindbending 3D as opposed to the hokey, done-to-death storyline.

Preview of Kanye West’s New ‘Power’ Video

August 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Kanye West is the third slowest rapper in the world (behind Turbo B of Snap! and Mr T), yet mystifyingly, sells gazillions of records. He also likes to interrupt people during award ceremonies and randomly follow lads from Coventry on Twitter.

And, of course, he’s got a new video due of his new single, ‘Power‘, which further shows of his incredibly high opinion that he has of himself. Honestly, he’s worse than Marvin Gaye during the coke-years.

Very expensive it looks too, featuring Kanye stood in the middle of what looks like a painting, surrounded by women, swords, people with horns and our Kanye sporting a necklace that would make Flava Flav crack-up laughing. And you can see a preview of it over the jump.