Apparently, Jessica Biel was scarred by taking her clothes off in ‘Powder Blue’, a film she’s made that no-one watched. No. She’s not disrobing with a chainsaw you dolt. Her scars are emotional.

Emotional scars are the worst ones aren’t they? Mind-scabs are agony.

Anyway, despite saying that she found it “brutal” to see images of her naked body strewn across the Internet thanks to the nudey clip from the film (which you can watch over the jump if you’re unbearably lonely), she’s actually willing to do it again. That’s because she’s an actor and they sometimes take their clothes off. It’s spectacularly unremarkable news. Unremarkable news with boobs though.