They may have just notched up their 150th straight year of turning up at parties in impractical clothing and just sort of hanging around, but the Cheeky Girls aren’t ones to rest on their laurels.
Sure, this tactic may have landed them one novelty single, a short-lived reality TV show and a romance with an ex-MP who looks a bit like Postman Pat’s Josef Fritzl-fixated uncle. But at Popbitch’s Sticky Ribs Pot Noodles launch in Soho last night – also attended by Tony Christie, her out of T’Pau and the one from Big Brother with the mouth – the Cheeky Girls unveiled their latest plan to conquer the world. That’s right, they’re actors now.
So look out for the Cheeky Girls in a two-second cameo in an unspecified future episode of Hotel Babylon and nothing else whatsoever. Also, a needlessly massive photo of the Cheeky Girls at last night’s Pot Noodle launch after the jump…
Everyone’s relied on Pot Noodles at one point or another in their lives, either for sustinence or because they really make dogs fart a lot and it’s funny to make dogs fart.
But do you like Pot Noodles enough to invite a musical based entirely on Pot Noodles to your town? What’s that? You do? It’s been your lifelong dream for as long as you can remember? Well this is your lucky day, then.
Pot Noodle: The Musical – which inexplicably does exist – has just finished a bewilderingly successful run at the Edinburgh festival, and now it’s time to take the show on the road. According to an email we just got, Pot Noodle: The Musical is planning 10-15 dates around the country, but it’s up to Pot Noodle fans to nominate exactly where.
If you’ve watched the above video and come to the conclusion that you want Pot Noodle: The Musical to come to your town, you need to get to the Pot Noodle contact page right now and start nominating. You don’t want to miss out – this is almost certainly the best musical based on self-contained dehydrated snacks since that oprea about Cup-A-Soups all those years ago.