Sienna Miller has committed a grievous crime. She was recently photographed off the coast of Italy all lovey-dovey with actor Balthazar Getty, who is married with four children.

Sienna’s crime: bad posture. A topless Sienna Miller, hunched over like a squatting monkey, making wild gestures– just let that image sink in for a second – revokes her standard ‘Hottie Waiver’ when it comes to any moral violations such as adultery. It also subjects her to the standard Dratch Infraction. This, of course, rates the seriousness of how unattractive a woman is compared to Rachel Dratch doing, well, anything.

We’ve been informed that all charges will be dropped if Sienna Miller goes away. Forever. Please electronically sign this post in the comments section to support this cause. You can make a difference!

Sienna Miller. Sure, she’s been in a movie or two, like that hideously pathetic movie where she dates Jude Law, breaks up with him for cheating on her, gets back together with him, then breaks up a few more times… wait, that wasn’t a movie? That was her real life? Yikes.

Anyway, having been in a relationship where she was apparently cheated on, it’s time for Sienna to take her turn as the other woman, as she seems to have entered the realm of dating married men like this bloke, Balthazar Getty. He’s on that TV show Brother’s & Sisters, so you probably don’t know who he is, but your middle-aged, divorced aunt sure does.

In classic celebrity fashion, Sienna and Balthy have been denying the romance, but that’s much harder to believe now pictures of the two of them vacationing together without much clothing and lots of kissing have come out. Sienna just recently broke up with her boyfriend Rhys Ifans, and before that she dated actor Matthew Rhys.

So, it looks as though Sienna is taking a break from dating guys with ‘Rhys’ somewhere in their name, but don’t expect it to last. The word on the street is that this hunch-backed gal has a call out to John Rhys-Davies, and is expecting his arrival in his sexy Gimli costume any day now.