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Poster Makes Dane Cook Look Stupid, Like He Needs Any Help
Dane Cook is a talentless hack, unfunny to the nth degree and now, it would seem, is something of a preening twit about his image. In hecklerspray's opinion, of course. Aside from running around on stage, being both sickeningly popular and yet managing to remain devoid of any actual 'comedy' - a special achievement for a comedian, no doubt - Dane Cook is now complaining about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend's Girl, because on it he looks weird. What the actual issue is, we're not sure - he always looks weird to us.
Dane Cook is a talentless hack, unfunny to the nth degree and now, it would seem, is something of a preening twit about his image. In hecklerspray's opinion, of course. Aside from running around on stage, being both sickeningly popular and yet managing to remain devoid of any actual 'comedy' - a special achievement for a comedian, no doubt - Dane Cook is now complaining about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend's Girl, because on it he looks weird. What the actual issue is, we're not sure - he always looks weird to us.
Keira Knightley Wants You To Stay Away From Her Hooters
Keira Knightley is perfectly comfortable within her own body, which is odd because there's really not much room in there. So when people try messing about with the way she looks, Keira Knightley gets all stroppy. For example, the publicity department of Keira Knightley's latest movie The Duchess think the film will be more popular if the film's posters are airbrushed to give Keira Knightley a giant pair of knockers. And, quite rightly, Keira Knightley has put her foot down. Her body is her body and she doesn't want to mislead anybody about it. Besides, The Duchess is a costume drama, so the only way anyone can make the film popular is to airbrush a load of dinosaurs and robots and explosions and the phrase 'It's OK boys - you see nipples!' onto the poster. Any fool knows that.
Keira Knightley is perfectly comfortable within her own body, which is odd because there's really not much room in there. So when people try messing about with the way she looks, Keira Knightley gets all stroppy. For example, the publicity department of Keira Knightley's latest movie The Duchess think the film will be more popular if the film's posters are airbrushed to give Keira Knightley a giant pair of knockers. And, quite rightly, Keira Knightley has put her foot down. Her body is her body and she doesn't want to mislead anybody about it. Besides, The Duchess is a costume drama, so the only way anyone can make the film popular is to airbrush a load of dinosaurs and robots and explosions and the phrase 'It's OK boys - you see nipples!' onto the poster. Any fool knows that.
Look! New Friday The 13th Teaser Poster! Oooh!
Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No? Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes? Does the idea of a new ...
Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No? Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes? Does the idea of a new ...
