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Human Centipede 2 Takes An Amazing ?942 At Box Office

November 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Ever woke up in the morning and thought to yourself “Hey! You know what I’d like to see today? A fat Northerner stapling someone’s mouth to an anus while jerking himself off with sandpaper!” Have you?

Then chances are, you’re Tom Six, the director of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), and barely anyone else.

See, the film has taken a hilarious ?942 at the box office after opening in the UK last weekend. Basically, no-one wants to see it AND pay for it. We suspect that it has been streamed and downloaded online (uncut) more times than anyone settling down in a cheese smelling cinema has.

Sneak Preview Of The Human Centipede 2 (Free Poster Inside!)

October 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

It’s time for the release of Human Centipede 2! Hurray! How we love a romantic comedy about a crazy copycat torturer and self-pleasuring yourself with stuff purloined from the tool box while being shouted at by your mum!

Is Hugh Grant in it?

Anyway, as the film is getting shown (States only thus far, but Limey won’t have long to wait, don’t fret) and such, so we thought we’d give you some teasers in the shape of some stills from the film (they’re very pleasant) and the promotional poster (tastefully minging) for you to gawp at. Ready?

Poster Makes Dane Cook Look Stupid, Like He Needs Any Help

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Dane Cook is a talentless hack, unfunny to the nth degree and now, it would seem, is something of a preening twit about his image.

In hecklerspray‘s opinion, of course.

Aside from running around on stage, being both sickeningly popular and yet managing to remain devoid of any actual ‘comedy’ – a special achievement for a comedian, no doubt – Dane Cook is now complaining about the poster for his new movie, My Best Friend’s Girl, because on it he looks weird.

What the actual issue is, we’re not sure – he always looks weird to us.

Keira Knightley Wants You To Stay Away From Her Hooters

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Keira Knightley is perfectly comfortable within her own body, which is odd because there’s really not much room in there.

So when people try messing about with the way she looks, Keira Knightley gets all stroppy. For example, the publicity department of Keira Knightley’s latest movie The Duchess think the film will be more popular if the film’s posters are airbrushed to give Keira Knightley a giant pair of knockers.

And, quite rightly, Keira Knightley has put her foot down. Her body is her body and she doesn’t want to mislead anybody about it. Besides, The Duchess is a costume drama, so the only way anyone can make the film popular is to airbrush a load of dinosaurs and robots and explosions and the phrase ‘It’s OK boys – you see nipples!’ onto the poster. Any fool knows that.

Look! New Friday The 13th Teaser Poster! Oooh!

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Looking forward to the new Friday The 13th movie? No?

Have all the pointless sequels to Friday The 13th, like Friday The 13th Part 2, Part 3, The Final Chapter, A New Beginning, The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Lives, Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason destroyed all the enthusiasm you ever had for the movies in the first place? Yes?

Does the idea of a new Friday The 13th remake produced by Michael Bay and directed by a bloke who used to do Simply Red videos whet your appetite? No?