Steve-O: ‘Cocaine? Guilty? Me? Why, Yes’ Steve-O might be stupid enough to staple his balls to his thigh night after night for fun and profit, but it turns out he's not that stupid. By which we mean that Steve-O is smart enough to plead guilty to cocaine possession after he filmed himself smashing up his neighbour's house on drugs and then blogged extensively about his battle to the same drugs. As a result of his guilty plea, it's been announced that Steve-O's only punishment for his March drug bust will be the rehab stint that he's already partially through. And now that he's clean, Steve-O knows that next time he staples his nuts to his leg it'll be out of genuine mental dysfunction or self-loathing rather than drug addiction. Three cheers!

Mischa Barton Charged With Being A Stinking Hippy

Mischa Barton isn't just that one-time partly famous actress who was in The OC and nothing else at all after that, like you think she is.

No. Because Mischa Barton is also a criminal. That's right - a criminal just like Al Capone and Lil' Kim.

Mischa Barton has just been charged with DUI, driving without a license and pot possession following her arrest just after Christmas. That's bad enough for Mischa Barton, but just imagine how poor Hayden Panettiere feels being the only skinny attention-seeking celebrity not to be charged with driving like some sort of impaired dickwad. Don't worry Hayden! We're on our way! And we're bringing the elephant tranquilisers! You will not be left behind!