Articles tagged with: Porn
WEBTHUMP! 25 September 2009
10 - The greatest high school movies OF ALL TIME - Interestment 9 - Like Flight of The Conchords? Then you'll love this! - Mychemicaltoilet 8 - Kirsten Dunst smiles all the way to court, the maniac - Popsugar 7 - Who wants to see some singy and dancey stuff? - Best Week Ever 6 - Good career advice for Megan Fox - Popeater 5 - Porn actresses try their hand at Shakespeare - Watchwithmothers
WEBTHUMP! Friday 9 January 2008
10 - Andrew Lloyd Webber: can you do better than THIS? (answer 'yes' or we'll come and get you)... 9 - Scientists say that big arses are healthy. J-Lo's inauguration as He-Man to take place this afternoon - News 8 - Here's a song by a man who writes one a day - ...
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 4 December 2008
10 - Hey BBC One, now that Hole In The Wall has finished, can you please remake this inane Asian gameshow as well? If only because that way we'd be closer to understanding what's actually going on... 9 - An old recipe for Mulled Beer. Thanks, history! - Lifehacker 8 - ...
Peter Cook Blames Christie Brinkley For Him Shagging That Girl
This just in - Peter Cook is a legend. An absolute dyed-in-the-wool cast iron legend that every man on Earth should regard as a hero. Why? Because even though Peter Cook's supermodel wife Christie Brinkley recently divorced him after he a) had it off with a teenager he met in a toystore and b) started spending $3,000 a month on internet pornography, Peter Cook says that the divorce was absolutely not his fault at all. Better still, Peter Cook blames the divorce squarely on Christie Brinkley, because she didn't thank him for being him as much as he wanted. Peter Cook said all this in an interview with Barbara Walters in an effort to stop him being branded as a "scumbag pervert." And we're pretty sure he's got his wish - we believe the term is "egomaniac scumbag pervert dimwit" now.
This just in - Peter Cook is a legend. An absolute dyed-in-the-wool cast iron legend that every man on Earth should regard as a hero. Why? Because even though Peter Cook's supermodel wife Christie Brinkley recently divorced him after he a) had it off with a teenager he met in a toystore and b) started spending $3,000 a month on internet pornography, Peter Cook says that the divorce was absolutely not his fault at all. Better still, Peter Cook blames the divorce squarely on Christie Brinkley, because she didn't thank him for being him as much as he wanted. Peter Cook said all this in an interview with Barbara Walters in an effort to stop him being branded as a "scumbag pervert." And we're pretty sure he's got his wish - we believe the term is "egomaniac scumbag pervert dimwit" now.
David Duchovny Only Addicted To Sex With His Lovely Wife
Fact - when a man admits to a sex addiction, it's because his wife caught him half a foot up another woman and he's trying to appease her. Unless, it appears, you're David Duchovny. Although he's currently being treated for sex addiction in what we expect to be the stickiest, smelliest rehab facility in the world, a friend of David Duchovny has come forward to point out that at no point did David ever cheat on his wife with another woman. That means, scientifically, that either David Duchovny did a bunch of rude things with vegetables or... or... Or David Duchovny is addicted to having sex with his own wife. The bloody pervert. Castration's too good for him. David Duchovny, you're a big fat embarrassment to mankind.
Fact - when a man admits to a sex addiction, it's because his wife caught him half a foot up another woman and he's trying to appease her. Unless, it appears, you're David Duchovny. Although he's currently being treated for sex addiction in what we expect to be the stickiest, smelliest rehab facility in the world, a friend of David Duchovny has come forward to point out that at no point did David ever cheat on his wife with another woman. That means, scientifically, that either David Duchovny did a bunch of rude things with vegetables or... or... Or David Duchovny is addicted to having sex with his own wife. The bloody pervert. Castration's too good for him. David Duchovny, you're a big fat embarrassment to mankind.
Ali Lohan Destroys the Internet by Accident, Using the Power of Porn
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
Why we're surprised by this, we simply do not know. It isn't like things on the internet, or in the news media in general are reported in a straightforward, to the point and down the line fashion now, is it? So it shouldn't be surprising to see that a story circulating about Ali Lohan - Lindsay's sister - has brought the internets to near meltdown. And why? Because there's porn involved.
Christie Brinkley Divorce: Shrink Says Cook’s Brain Is All Weird
If you were the judge in the Christie Brinkley divorce, who would you give custody of the children to? You've got two choices - there's Christie Brinkley, the former supermodel who looks like she spends her weekends baking cooking and making fresh lemonade; and then there's Peter Cook, a man who pays thousands of dollars each month to waggle his pee-pee around on the internet. You'd probably wait for professional psychiatric advice before making a decision, wouldn't you? Well, fear not - a psychiatrist has taken the stand at the Christie Brinkley divorce, and he's called Peter Cook an 'insatiable narcissist'. Peter Cook would have denied this claim, but he was too busy tenderly licking his own reflection in a mirror to pay attention to anything that was being said at the time.
If you were the judge in the Christie Brinkley divorce, who would you give custody of the children to? You've got two choices - there's Christie Brinkley, the former supermodel who looks like she spends her weekends baking cooking and making fresh lemonade; and then there's Peter Cook, a man who pays thousands of dollars each month to waggle his pee-pee around on the internet. You'd probably wait for professional psychiatric advice before making a decision, wouldn't you? Well, fear not - a psychiatrist has taken the stand at the Christie Brinkley divorce, and he's called Peter Cook an 'insatiable narcissist'. Peter Cook would have denied this claim, but he was too busy tenderly licking his own reflection in a mirror to pay attention to anything that was being said at the time.
Britney Spears Possibly Does the Stupidest Thing She Could Ever Do
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer: it's a decent way of looking at things. But not so decent when your enemy is a paparazzo, who deals entirely on getting pictures of you in compromising positions, exchanging your dignity for cold, hard cash.
Damn - someone should have told Britney Spears this before she started her relationship with British photo-jockey Adnan Ghalib. See, keeping one's enemies closer does work in many situations, but when your enemy's sole purpose in life is to get as close to you as they legally can, you should probably opt for 'running away quite fast and keeping your enemy at a few arms' length'.
Alas, our poor, maybe quite mental Britney wasn't warned, and now she's supposedly trying to stop another wonderful celebrity sex tape from being released to the baying public. If only people would help to look after the girl.
