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Farrah Abraham Actually Made Me Side with a Porn Company

March 4th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

theworstHere is the thing about me and?porn: in junior high I went through a porn addiction phase where I would stay up late and watch strange, European lesbian porn that a) made me think I might be gay, and b) made me forever terrified of cucumbers, but the older I got, the more turned off I got from the porn industry. The more I read and watched, the more I realized how negative it was and that I was kind of disgusted by it. Not to be a judgemental bitch, I just think it exploits a lot of the people, primarily the women, involved.

So, at this point in my life, I can honestly say I don’t have a whole lot of respect for porn companies, how they’re ran, etc. But why am I telling you this? Well, because now you understand that I think the porn industry is shit, which means Farrah Abraham must be worse than shit, because in the Farrah vs. Vivid Entertainment battle, I’m actually siding with Vivid. That’s right: Farrah Abraham is so fucking awful, I’m choosing sides with a porn company. Ugh.

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“Not a Porn Star” Farrah Abraham Has A Second Tape Coming Out

February 7th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Farrah Abraham Bikini TopFarrah Abraham is really on her way to becoming the most mentally insane reality star there ever was (and that is saying something because we’ve had Tila Tequila and Speidi).? The chick who found fame thanks to skipping 9th grade biology is now officially, without any question, a full-out porn star.

For some reason, Vivid has decided?make Abraham an offer?for a second sex tape, and she quickly spread her legs wide open, giving the universal whore?answer for “HELL YES!”? Yes, the same girl who as of very recently was crying that her first “leaked” tape ruined her life and was her biggest regret, has once again decided to show her loose lips on camera.

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Jenna Jameson Takes Hot Mess to a Whole New Level

November 14th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming, former porn star, Jenna Jameson, has recently made a series of ridiculous life choices so she could make some money. Recently, Jameson announced that she would be returning to porn “for her kids,” and her ex-husband is auctioning off some of her old sex toys (used dildo: $1500, chlamydia: free) to make money. Where do I even start with this shit?

Jameson is easily one of the most famous porn stars of all time and has even achieved mainstream success with her New York Times bestseller How To Make Love Like a Porn Star?(which I read and actually really enjoyed). She was the queen of the billion dollar porn industry for a while, so you’d think she’d maybe have some of that money saved up. Well, apparently not.

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Pornocalypse Now: Syphilis Has Struck!

September 1st, 2012 By Chris Starr

A world without porn

They always said 2012 would be the year of the Apocalypse. I just presumed that it would be signified by horses running rampant through streets and towering infernos burning everything to the ground. I didn’t think that it would end like this. But it has. People, I don’t mean to alarm, but currently the two biggest producers of porn in the world aren’t filming anything.

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Kim Kardashian?s Sex Tape Surges In Popularity Because She Went & Got Married

August 25th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Marriage, doesn't it bring a tear to your eye? All the time spent waiting, preparing and planning all boil down to a single day where any unplanned accident will probably ruin absolutely everything while some guests you don’t like very much laugh on from the sidelines. Over the weekend, the American equivalent of the the Royal Wedding happened. Kim Kardashian went and got herself married. It was not televised.

we're not entirely sure what Kim Kardashian actually does. Even the caretaker in your local school who throws sawdust over children?s vomit has more influence on the world than her. In a way, she’s very much like us.

However, the American socialite is able to arousing gentlemen who enjoy watching two people engaging in coitus, the ol’ in-out-in-out, the hokey cokey, bangin’, you know… sex. Despite her skin flick leaking online a few years ago, the video saw an unexpected rise in views as those who weren't invited to the wedding decided to get involved. With their sexual organs.

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Denise Richards Would Marry Charlie Sheen All Over Again To Stop People Forgetting About Her

August 24th, 2011 By Michael Park

Denise Richards is a bit of a card, isn’t she? She’s been beaten, humiliated, stunned, stalked and shattered by the ongoing revelations about ex-husband Charlie “He’s Actually An Estevez” Sheen but admits that,?despite their nasty break-up and custody battle – she’d marry the tiresome bell-end all over again.

It is thought that Richards has become so terrified of slipping into obscurity that she has actually considered taking on a completely fictional split-personality; just like her ex-husband.

When asked what this second identity might be, a source close to the star merely shrugged his shoulders and asked who she was. He had never heard of her. All the more reason to do get working on Denise Richards 2: Attack of Denise Richards.

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James Franco To Make Porn Film Which Will Thrill Bored Women

August 11th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hipster Nick Knowles, James Franco, the man fancied by women who like to think they’re clever, is making a porn film. Get that? Porn. In a film. With James Franco. We imagine there will be flash flooding in certain undercarriages right now.

However, we’d like to put the scuppers on your arousal by pointing out that this won’t be a bongo film starring Franco, but rather, a vaguely pretentious documentary made by the actor.

Don’t worry. There’s some salacious stuff for you to get your teeth into all the same, you sickening debauchotrons.

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Kelly Osbourne Has A Dig At Ex Via Twitter With Her Massively Loud Mouth

July 28th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Say what you like about Kelly Osbourne, but… no, seriously. Say whatever you like. We’re not Kelly Osbourne so we’re not going to defend her. That’s because she’s rather fond of doing it for herself.

See, Kelly has had a privileged but awkward upbringing, and so, as some coping mechanism, developed a really loud mouth.

If you go after her, she’ll probably huff and puff and yell your house down. So, when an ex of hers starts slating her on twitter, she’s not likely to take it lying down is she? Especially when she’s still grieving over the loss of her friend, Amy Winehouse.

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‘Octomom’ Hates Babies Which Is Really Unfortunate For Her

July 21st, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Nadya ?Octomom? Suleman, the woman who chose to impregnate herself with eight foetuses, in addition to the six children she already had, has admitted in an interview that she hates babies, and that they make her sick.

The interview in question is from US magazine InTouch, where Suleman is quoted as saying, ?Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” continuing, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”

In the same interview, living incubator Suleman, also admitted to locking herself in the bathroom in an attempt to just to get away from the fourteen disgusting creatures who ruined her insides and part of her outsides.

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Hugh Hefner Has Moved On To Anonymous, Replaceable Woman #24

June 20th, 2011 By Michael Park

It takes a lot of work to be described as a legend. You have to be dedicated to what you do and do it well for years of your life. Eventually, your achievement is such that your creation will be on any imaginable number of products that make less and less sense. Imagine your logo on bottle openers and the front of thongs! Imagine! The logo that has become synonymous with the objectification of women or, as others like to think of it, baps and bush.

Imagine you created that. Imagine you’re Hugh Hefner. Just take thirty seconds and imagine that. Have you lost your erection and/or heightened state of sexual arousal? Yes, of course you have.

Shrivelled titfid Hugh Hefner is reported to have moved on from ex-fianc?e?Crystal Harris, ?despite their engagement only ending last week. The renowned smoking jacket wearer is said to have been so aroused by his new ‘target’ that he almost managed to allow enough blood to rush to his flaccid member to allow its non-artificial engorgement. That’s love in the Playboy Mansion.

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