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Catholic League Keep Straight Face And Show Mass Amnesia When Calling Susan Sarandon ‘Despicable’

October 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Susan Sarandon calling Pope Benedict a Nazi? That was pretty funny wasn’t it? After all, he was a Nazi at one point. He was a massive, massive… well… tiny Nazi in the Hitler Youth. Of course, the Nazism is nothing compared to the whole Catholicism thing.

Of course, you can’t go around calling a Pope negative names and not expect some heat from those mass-loving lunatics.

So step right up Bill Donohue, leader of the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights to lay the holy smackdown! Probably in Latin too! Because Catholics are all completely mental and like responding to priests in a language they don’t understand! The cads!

Susan Sarandon Thinks The Pope Is A Nazi, And In Spain, Nuns Stole Babies And Sold Them!

October 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

God isn’t having a good time of it lately. His representatives on Earth aren’t doing It any favours. Of course, God Itself is a spiteful, vengeful chump anyway and made man in Its own image, so It only has Itself to blame.

Going after the Almighty is Susan Sarandon. Of course, you can’t kick God in the shins so you have to pick on the next best thing… and that happens to be Pope Benedict: The Godwaffe.

Discussing her role in Dead Man, which saw her sending a copy to The Pope, she was asked ‘which pope?’ That’s when the Catholics got jumpy and started muttering ‘You wouldn’t get people talking about Muslims like that… it’s so unfair.’ Maybe if you started flying planes into buildings, we might be a little more scared of pointing out how mental some of you are, eh?

Welcome Mr Pope! Here’s Some Music To Accompany Your Stay In Britain!

August 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

So, The Pope has come to Britain to wave at people and talk in Latin, despite the fact no-one speaks Latin anymore. He’s very holy isn’t he? He’s also not very popular with the chattering classes who all like to moan and snipe about the Catholic church’s history of child rape and their unwillingness to help out with the whole HIV thing.

Of course, not one of these people are prepared to do anything about it or we would’ve seen them outside various Catholic churches for years, breaking windows and shouting insults at the clergy inside. Isn’t that right, whingers?

However, that won’t stop us taking cheap shots at ol’ Popey. No chance. We’re so pathetically weak that we’re going to call him a kiddie-fid because we want to be liked… liked by monsters like you. And so, we’ve got a bunch of songs which we’re dedicated to Pope Benedict XVI.