Anne Heche Ain’t Got No Freaking Money Can it really be that time of year again? The 'feel sorry for Anne Heche but not really' time of year? It must be, because Anne Heche is moping around court because her TV show got cancelled and now she can't even pay her child support bills. Seriously, is this how bad the credit crunch has got? It's scary to think that not even a famous actress like Anne Heche can pay for the upbringing of her children because the measly $65,000 she gets for each of her tiny movie roles won't cover the cost of keeping her two international homes, her cars and all her other various expenses. Maybe we should stage a telethon for her.

Fergie To Condescend The Poor In New Reality Show

Like many people, when we have genuinely serious problems our first thought is "Why isn't there a tubby out-of-touch ginger posho millionaire around to shriek patronising advice at us?"

Luckily, one poverty-stricken family in Hull will be getting that exact treatment. Minor royal and all-around annoyance Fergie is going to live with them to help shine a light on what life's like for the cruel minority who, for whatever reason, don't live in massive New York penthouse apartments.

Fergie's doing this for a new ITV reality show, of course, called The Duchess In Hull. It'll be broadcast in the summer, backed by an ITV2 spin-off show called Someone Get Me The Bleach, One Of Them Just Touched Me And I Don't Want To Catch AIDS.