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Guy Ritchie Forbids Madonna From Filling His Pool With Water From Heaven
Madonna's plan to ensure all of her children get an express ticket to Jewish-lite heaven was to fill her indoor home swimming pool with Kabbalah water. This would have gone nicely with the bench press she found near the Dome of the Rock, the pull-up bar she bought at a Southern Baptist community auction, and the sauna she made from the inside-out skulls of over a dozen Lucifarians. The Kabbalah water in the pool - well that's actually true. She was gonna stand there with millions of imported plastic bottles and dump each individual one into the deep end until it was at least semi-swimmable. Not any more though. Now she's just getting divorced - and Guy Ritchie has decided that whatever pours out of his green garden hose is probably good enough. That's why he just canceled her weird, massive water order.
Madonna's plan to ensure all of her children get an express ticket to Jewish-lite heaven was to fill her indoor home swimming pool with Kabbalah water. This would have gone nicely with the bench press she found near the Dome of the Rock, the pull-up bar she bought at a Southern Baptist community auction, and the sauna she made from the inside-out skulls of over a dozen Lucifarians. The Kabbalah water in the pool - well that's actually true. She was gonna stand there with millions of imported plastic bottles and dump each individual one into the deep end until it was at least semi-swimmable. Not any more though. Now she's just getting divorced - and Guy Ritchie has decided that whatever pours out of his green garden hose is probably good enough. That's why he just canceled her weird, massive water order.
