We just decided that there ought to be an Amber Alert for missing dogs as well as for missing kids. If there was you’d hear that ‘eeern-eeeern-eeern’ during your radio or TV programme and we’d come on and tell you about the formidable tragedy that has befallen the latest celebrity to lose a precious pet.
What? You don’t like that idea? Well, that’s okay because our main goal in life is to please Florence Henderson. And we bet she’ll be super pleased with our idea because the former Mrs. Brady’s poodle has been missing for over a week now.
So, screw the missing kids! Missing pets are where the action is at.
