With the US election happening tomorrow we’d thought we get in on the action – by doing the sexiest female politicians. There really are some out there, honest.
It’s not that we feel we could not offer anything substantial to the debate. We just felt we should give the people what they want. By people, of course, we mean men. Well, straight ones at least. Oh, and not forgetting lesbians. Whatever.
Now, some of you may feel that it is terrible that a list about politicians is both unrepresentative and sexist. But we think it’s a perfect fit. Anyway, the point is wouldn’t politics be a lot more interesting if more politicians looked like this? We might actually give a toss that our countries are going down the toilet. Well, straight men and lesbians at least.
Of course, this concept of having sexy politicians has never really been embraced here in the UK. That’s why we are ashamed to say there is only one Briton on the list. It’s not that we are unpatriotic – it’s just that the women in the British cabinet mostly resemble roadkill. Unfortunately, we can’t speak for the male politicians in the UK. It’s not that we are sexist, it’s just that we all straight males. Apart from Heritage, who is, of course, a lesbian. Enjoy…