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Alec Baldwin Just Wants to be Loved, Starts by Ragging on Everyone

by hecklerspray staff on June 17, 2008 6 Comments

Alec Baldwin is old. And tired.

He’s old and he’s tired of wearing man girdles, and he just wants to be loved.

Don’t worry, Alec. We hear your desperate plea for love and affection. We hold our arms open wide for you – even wider if you don’t have your girdle on. We’re forever yours faithfully, Alec. Journey-style.

Unless, you know, you’re just saying all of this because you’re broke. Obviously, no one will want you if you’re broke.

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