Articles tagged with: police
Having their San Diego gig halted by local police was no big deal for Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas. She dedicated the group's hit song Where is the Love? to the unmoved law enforcers before strolling off stage and urinating into her Spandex hotpants.
Though in actual fact Fergie has not lost control of her faculties during a live show for quite some time. Apparently she has done so many sit-ups her bladder has regressed into her cleavage, where it occasionally swells up for photo shoots and pre-coital heaving.
During their Tuesday gig to promote the opening of the Hard Rock hotel in the city, The Black Eyed peas - consisting of Fergie, apl.de.ap, Taboo, will.i.am, Conceited.com, Boba Fett and Haile Selassie - were bobbing away like an elderly pantomime troupe until San Diego police pulled their plug for exceeding noise levels.
It's no exaggeration to say that Wayans brothers have been the greatest force in western cinema of the millennium so far.
Who could forget the heartwarming moment in Little Man when, finally accepted by his emotionally-overwhelmed adopted parents, the midget dressed up as a baby tries to put his penis in his mother's mouth? Or the effortlessly nuanced scene in White Chicks where the girl knocks a bunch of stuff over with her tits? If that's the kind of thing you like, then have we got good news for you - the Wayans brothers are teaming up again, this time to make a spoof of cop movies. We can hardly wait to see the part of the movie when the chief orders the hapless cops, played by Shawn and Marlon Wayans, to hand over their badges, only for them to poo themselves to an assortment of comedy sound effects. Classy stuff.
There are several things that you'd expect Jeremy Clarkson to be be questioned by police about - crimes related to dentistry and fashion, for example - but lifting a teenage hoodlum off the ground by his hoody?
Apparently so. Jeremy Clarkson has been in the middle of a police investigation over an incident that took place last month. Supposedly Jeremy Clarkson got angry with a group of youths outside a Milton Keynes ski-centre, picked one of them up by the scruff of his hoody and verbally threatened him. Honestly, what sort of a world do we live in where packs of abusive teenage would-be happyslappers can't even walk the streets without fearing that gangly, outspoken, badly-dressed, middle-aged motoring broadcasters will pick them up and tell them off any more. Someone should lock this Jeremy Clarkson bastard up.
There are many reasons why people would want to raid Amy Winehouse's flat - to go on what we guess would be a dead-cert drug bust, for example, or to simply sellotape Amy's mouth up and give her hair a damn good combing.
As it happens, police did raid Amy Winehouse's flat last night. However, don't start thinking that the raid was spectacular or anything, because it really wasn't. For a start neither Amy Winehouse or her husband Blake Fielder-Civil were in at the time of the raid - so officers didn't have to fend off any berserko razorblade attacks - plus it seems the raid had something to do with a bunch of people apparently perverting the course of justice, none of whom are Amy Winehouse. Still, it seems a waste to raid Amy Winehouse's flat and not arrest her for something - surely it's illegal to resemble the witch from Snow White that closely.
To us, Ozzy Osbourne is a funny old man. Despite not being able to string a sentence together properly, he is still idolised by millions across the world.
But Ozzy is more then just a rock clown married to a woman possibly on a par with Michael Jackson for the amount of plastic surgery she’s had. In fact, Ozzy Osbourne is a man who's just got himself involved with the law, even though he knew nothing about it and and now he's all annoyed at the police over it. This is a confusing one.
