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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 18 December 2008

by Stuart Heritage on December 18, 2008 0 Comments

10 - Oh God, he can see the future…

9 – It Will Kill You picture special: polar bear - Image

8 - The two best things about X Factor say goodbye forever – Holymoly

7 - Here’s another perfectly valid reason for Bronx Mowgli Wentz to hate his life – Best Week Ever

6 - Every dolphin in the world in one video - I Am Bored

5 - What sort of idiot invents a sexy lady robot and then programs it to be appalled when you molest it anyway? – OneIndia

4 – Here’s how 80% of you will be spending your Christmas – Listicles

3 - More new Lost! Guhhhhhh - YouTube

2 - The best pictures of the year. Most seem to include explosions – Telegraph

1 – 51 things that Google Maps won’t let you see. Doesn’t include your mum having sex with a sailor in the garden (which, incidentally, we’ve all seen) - IT Security

It Will Kill You: Polar Bear

by Stuart Heritage on April 29, 2008 19 Comments


Polar bears are arseholes. Yes, they look adorable and they advertise mints and they’re a heartbreaking symbol of global warming, but they’re also arseholes. Because they will kill you.

The most carnivorous of all bears, the polar bear’s diet usually consists of seal and walrus, which the bear stalks and then kills by smashing its skull with its paws. But occasionally polar bears go after humans too, and although some survive the attacks, like the Yukon man who was lucky to escape with his life (images of his injuries are here, but they’re gross), many end up mauled to death. Stupid polar bears.