Articles tagged with: pointless
It’s The Unimportant, Non-Essential Heath Ledger Story!
We all know that Heath Ledger sadly died of an overdose last year when filming The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. The resulting loss meant that an actor with outstanding potential couldn’t use his performance in The Dark Knight as a benchmark to elevate his career. Ever since then, plenty of people have however decided to jump on the Heath Ledger bandwagon and literally mourned at the poor guy's feet. Yes we did refer to him as that bummer cowboy, but so what? We had a vague idea of his previous career before his death unlike most people. Still, news continues to leak out about his apparent depressive nature even before The Dark Knight was filmed. Hold on tight for the most pointless thing you’ll read all day.
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We’re all for equality and making sure everyone is treated the same. Don’t believe us? Then ask Pablo, our Mexican cleaner. Every day for his services for removing coffee stains and rancid mustard from our desks, he receives a shiny coin or a slice of pie. People who have previously called us 'cruel heartless bastards' need their heads looked at. Sometimes however, it is best to keep people away from things that ...
Omarosa: We Still Don’t Really Know Who She Is
Being a nobody is sure to be hard work, especially in the wonderful world of celebrity where it's a constant struggle to get noticed. To get noticed purely for being a no-talent twit with all the affability of a particularly itchy and prominently positioned boil, that is. We at the mighty hecklerspray wouldn't know about this from first-hand experience, of course, as we are friendly, approachable, talented and popular. As well as influential. But we learn how difficult it must be for these not-even-Z-listers that pop up every now and then when yet another publicity grabbing event occurs. This time it's the turn of Omarosa. Wait - who?
