Now Patrick Swayze Headbutts Pneumonia In The Face, Too
Nobody could have ever expected Patrick Swayze - the man who wrote the embarrassingly weedy She's Like The Wind, remember - to be this strong. As if battling stage 4 pancreatic cancer and holding on for much longer than anyone anticipated wasn't enough, Patrick Swayze now also has pneumonia beat. Last week Patrick Swayze checked himself into hospital with pneumonia, but he's already well enough to be released.
It just goes to show Patrick Swayze's tenacity. In fact, we're starting to think that this Ghost's final scene all over again - God isn't letting Patrick Swayze die until he chops a baddie in half with a window or something.
Bernie Mac: 1957 – 2008
Comedian Bernie Mac died on Saturday after complications arose from his pneumonia. And we'll be the first to hold our hands up and say: we 'effed up. Both in printing a story with contradictory information, entitled 'See - We Told You Bernie Mac Was Going to be Okay', then going on to delete said story from the site when news of Bernie's death broke - it was a kneejerk reaction that, in hindsight, probably wasn't the best of ideas.
In frantically trying to minimise the offence caused by the post, we ended up going against what
hecklerspray is all about - so for both of these reasons above we say sorry.
Just as it was not our intention to say anything truly offensive, it was also not our intention to print misinformation concerning Mac's health. Unfortunately, this is the way it sometimes goes with the Hollywood lark, and relying on the statements of a publicist who is saying the actor was getting better is something we will probably do less of in future, as it's ended up with us looking like a right bunch of idiots.
Bernie Mac Not Dead. May Be Dying. Probably Not Though.
There are some 'are they-aren't they?' games that we prefer not to play, as they're simply not as much fun as they should be. Assuming that Angelina Jolie has had herself some kids is one version of the game we're more than willing to play. Even when it's as clearly
wrong as some people can be. That's almost fun, if you're into that kind of thing.
But a new take on the game seems to have been popping up over the course of the year - first we had
Patrick Swayze and his cancer that was
definitely going to kill him within weeks, then it didn't, leaving the public confused and Swayze looking healthier than ever. Now it's the turn of
Bernie "I took over from Bill Murray in Charlie's Angels" Mac to keep the press and public frantically guessing as to whether he's actually alive, dying or dead.
Frankly, it's quite a morbid game and we don't want to play much.
Eminem Gets Pneumonia & Goes To Hospital
It's been a long time since we heard from Eminem, but in the meantime it looks like he's been keeping busy by eating cake and walking around in wet clothes.
It's been reported, you see, that Eminem went to hospital over the Christmas period because of a serious heart condition and complications from pneumonia, with sources adding that he's increased in weight to over 200 lb. Of course, this illness and massive weight-gain means that Eminem can't be called Slim Shady any more, and so he's thought to be deciding on a new name, with either Fatt Poorly or Pensioner'z Illnezz being current front-runners.