Tatum O’Neal: ‘Whew, Thank God They Arrested Me For Buying All That Crack’ If we'd just been arrested for buying a bunch of crack and powder cocaine, we'd be fairly grumpy about it - start the day without crack? We're not animals! However, Tatum O'Neal is positively thrilled that the police caught her buying crack in a sting operation. According to her it was apparently the first time she'd bought herself any crack after years of sobriety, and the arrest was like a rough, humiliating intervention from Jesus Christ himself. What's more, Tatum O'Neal says that she only turned to crack because her dog died. Seriously. Maybe this is where Amy Winehouse went so wrong - she'd have been an angelic little choirgirl if her guinea pig hadn't got the sniffles when she was six and a half.

Halle Berry’s Baby’s Aunt Quite Pleased That Baby Exists

Now that Halle Berry's finally got round to giving birth to that baby of hers, there's just one question that still needs to be answered.

Is it 'what's the gender of Halle Berry's baby?' because we know it's a girl. It's not 'what's the name of Halle Berry's baby?' either, because she hasn't got round to telling anyone yet.

No - the big question pertaining to Halle Berry's new baby is 'but what does Halle Berry's boyfriend's sister make of the birth?' And we've got the answer to that one after the jump. Alternatively you could just re-read the headline - there's a clue in the title.