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170 People Probably Have Legionnaires Disease At Playboy Mansion: Everyone Looks Suspiciously At Hugh Hefner Because He’s So Old

by Mof Gimmers

Of all the diseases you could catch at the Playboy Mansion, legionnaires is probably pretty low down the list. It’s kinda cool that Playboy should revive such a retro disease though. Legionnaires hasn’t really been in the news since the late ’80s, which incidentally, was the last known erection maintained by Hugh Hefner. You read [...]

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Hugh Hefner Now Engaged To A Playmate Three Hundred Years His Junior

by Matthew Laidlow

At this time of year, you’ve probably gorged on stupid amounts of food and not spared a single thought for baby Jesus who Romans ended up nailing to a bit of wood. That’s right. Every year, you give gifts to celebrate a baby getting stapled to a cross. Or whatever the story says. Of course, [...]

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Pamela Anderson Cried All Over Her Boobs When She Posed Nude In Playboy

by Mof Gimmers

Hey pervs! Think about Pamela Anderson’s boobs for a moment. Got a picture of them in your head? That’s right – they’re the ones that mysteriously float half way up her torso, defying gravity like globules of milk in zero-gravity. Now imagine them spattered with salty fluid. No. Not that kind of fluid you filthy [...]

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The Saturdays Could Show Boobs In Playboy

by Mof Gimmers

The Saturdays haven’t really taken off as some thought they might or perhaps should. The world isn’t quite taking to them like other groups in a similar position. Maybe it’s the earnest attempts to show how talented they are when The One With Auburn Hair whips out her acoustic guitar? Maybe it’s because of The Little One’s fault because she over-eggs every single line she sings in an attempt to show off her range. Either way, people just don’t seem to be buying it.

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Kendra Wilkinson Overshares About Sex Sessions With Hugh Hefner

by Amy Grindhouse

Kendra Wilkinson is sharing too many details about her sex life with Hugh Hefner, in a new book that scores the most sexually suggestive title since One Night in Paris. Kendra is releasing a tell-all book, that is set to turn stomachs everywhere – Sliding into Home. Yes, it’s called Sliding into Home. We’re not [...]

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Kelly Brook To Take Top Off In Playboy For Once

by Paul Pencott

Multi-talented large-breasted woman Kelly Brook has, according to the Daily Mail, agreed to a photo shoot with Playboy. You know what that means? If rumors are to be believed, the notoriously body-shy ‘actress/model/whatever pays well’ will take her shirt off. But probably not her pants. Playboy isn’t THAT sort of publication. The announcement caused controversy [...]

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Rachel Uchitel To Get Her Manky Bits Out For Playboy

by Stuart Heritage

Rachel Uchitel is so lucky. At just 34 years of age, she’s successfully realised all of her ambitions.

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In Other News: A Girl With Big Boobs Gets Married

by Stuart Heritage

Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You’ve brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married.

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Heidi Montag Threatens World With Nudey Playboy Shoot

by Stuart Heritage

Want to become famous? OK, here’s how you do it. 1) Be completely awful. 2) Spend a few hours in a dark room until you vomit.

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Kendra Wilkinson Is The Virgin Mary Or, Dunno, Something

by Stuart Heritage

OK, sorry. That was a misleading headline. Kendra Wilkinson probably isn’t the Virgin Mary, on account of the fact that she looks like a bit of a slapper.

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